Not Your Average Joe

I got out of my mind drunk one night and threw my purse out the window of a moving vehicle. A week later this note arrived in the mail with my belongings.

A Simple Request

Found in the cafeteria at work alongside said “purse” on top of freezer. The purse turned out to be a nice sack with someone’s microwave dinners in it. Even knowing that, many questions remain, mostly dealing with the author’s sanity.