Old and Blind

I was working for the national census last summer, opening envelopes and scanning forms. There’s all kinds of ridiculous objects mailed in to the census, cause lots of folk just don’t want to do it. One day I opened an envelope and where there should be a filled-out form, there’s just this notecard with “92 … Continued

If Looks Could Kill

My friend and I found this wedged between two tables at a local bar. It was 80′s night karaoke. Someone was singing Heart’s “If Looks Could Kill.”

Boobs for Canada

Found this on the side of the street a few days after Canada Day (the Canadian equivalent of the U.S.’s July 4th).

Pleased to Inform You

I found this in a used copy of “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” two days ago at the Book Market used bookstore. I thought this was really sweet because everybody I talk to that was a kid during the first Harry Potter craze admits to having secretly wished that they would receive a … Continued

Now I Know the Truth

Found on the floor in a department store, in the snack section. I guess she found some pretty solid evidence. Pretty passive-aggressive to do this through a note though.

Super Amy

Found in a theatre. Super Amy appears to be saving somebody’s self-esteem. What a darling!

Cat in a Box

Found on the sidewalk in the Glebe, Ottawa.

Acid Family

My lover, Michelle, found an interesting toolbox at a garage sale. When she opened it, there were slides inside. She asked the man running the sale about them. He said he bought the box at a garage sale the previous year, but never ended up using it. Michelle bought the case, kept the slides, and … Continued

Cartwheels

We picked this up on our weekend walk– great marketing!