Am Not

So late one night I went to Burger King and there was one other guy there, either drunk out of his mind or higher than a kite at a rave. Evidently he thought I was a vampire, followed me home, and left this on my doorstep. It’s on the back of some sheet music, and … Continued

Great Job on

I found this when I needed it most. It was on the door of a bathroom stall.

Now What?

I found this while bar-hopping downtown one night and, given my condition, thought it was deeply perplexing.

The One with the Cats

I found this in the vestibule of my apartment building one night, and I just had to open the envelope and read it. I put it back where I left it though, so I’m not a total asshole.

If Your Beliefs

Another from the university recycling bins during move-out week. Sounds like an interesting poem.

Quote Me Now

The bottom left corner has been ripped off. I’m actually kind of hoping it didn’t work out for these two.

Dear Mom and Mary

My husband found this in the parking lot of the hotel where he works. I can’t imagine what Nicholas would be sitting outside in the parking lot putting together for his mom and Mary, who apparently, were on their honeymoon, but whatever it is, I’m sure it reflects how extremely ___ he is for them. … Continued

A Note for Yvette

Today, I discovered a note that was meant for some girl named Yvette in my bottom desk drawer. I estimate that I originally found it 6 to 8 years ago at my old high school. The note’s author cleverly censored her own name in case it fell into the wrong hands.