The Athletes

Found in the trash that was being discarded by the yearbook staff when they were cleaning out for moving. No names, dates, or other identifying info.

Blue vs. Black

Found in the hallway of high school. Somebody’s in love! I like the occasional <3 in there.

Prayerful and Patriotic Homage to Barack Obama

I found this on a bench while waiting for the Lexington Ave. subway. It’s so carefully crafted and the sentiment rings so true, that I had to pick it up. Oddly, it’s drawn on the back of a truck driver’s pay stub, which I think somehow adds to the authentic feel of it. My girlfriend … Continued

Killjoy

I promise that I did not take this off a wall or telephone pole; I actually found it lying on the ground and there were no others to be found anywhere.

All of You Suck

A friend found this on his dormroom door the day he was moving out.

Gangster Life

Found this on the floor by the trash in my high school.

Juan

I found this on the floor of the F train heading to Brooklyn. This guy must be from the future or something.

Fat Joe vs. 50 Cent

So I just got a letter sent to my office addressed to Fat Joe, via his publicist. Unfortunately, they got the address wrong, and it wound up in my hands.