Killjoy

I promise that I did not take this off a wall or telephone pole; I actually found it lying on the ground and there were no others to be found anywhere.

All of You Suck

A friend found this on his dormroom door the day he was moving out.

Gangster Life

Found this on the floor by the trash in my high school.

Juan

I found this on the floor of the F train heading to Brooklyn. This guy must be from the future or something.

Fat Joe vs. 50 Cent

So I just got a letter sent to my office addressed to Fat Joe, via his publicist. Unfortunately, they got the address wrong, and it wound up in my hands.

Mabye

I spent many hours over the course of two days at this year’s Dump Days Tag Sale — an annual fundraising event in our town — hunting and pecking through the junk to find and buy all sorts of cool stuff that I don’t need. It was a boom year. And then, at the very … Continued

Class of 1970 – Spring

I can’t help but think that there should be more to this picture, but someone kept it nonetheless. Found in an old desk drawer with some other pictures.

Puppy Love

Found this on top of a music listening station while shopping at FAO Swartz, in the basement baby section. If UNO loves me, the world is still good.

Mask Making

Found in an old desk drawer with some other random pictures.