To A Future Member of the Mormon Faith

The volunteers of the Jail Library Group at UW-Madison found this inscription in a donated copy of the Book of Mormon. The book is now in the Dane County Jail’s collection.

Mustard Love

I found this touching little list at a grocery store. For some strange reason I get the feeling they probably needed toilet paper too, but forgot to write it down.

It’s Fine

Like a lot of contributors, I’m a dog walker. Everyday about 6:30am me and the hound take a stroll through the neighborhood. Most of the world is still sleeping that time of day and the potential for finding stuff is pretty good. Although the dog didn’t take a crap, yesterday’s walk really paid off when … Continued

Dear Julie

I found this greeting card in a secondhand copy of the book Poirot Loses a Client. I wonder if these ladies stayed friends. The translator I used is probably not accurate, and the handwriting’s quite hard to read, so this is the best translation I could piece out (it’s written in Danish): Dear Julie, I’m … Continued

How Dare You

I’ve been hoping to find something like this since I first read FOUND in a Madison bar many years ago. I think the letter speaks for itself, and I hope it repays some of the chuckles I’ve had from this site over the years.