They Tricked Me

I found this note written on Keebler stationary in the case of a Polaroid camera purchased at a flea market… Tampered brake lines, deception, heartbreak.

Thanks for the Lies

I found this on a counter at Zellers. I wonder what incriminating objects Krista-Lynn found in the recipient’s things.

Not Quite Divorced Yet

Found this interesting note in a parking lot outside of an Indian restaurant. Was it discarded with no follow-up? Or, had Jill and Karen gotten together that very evening at the Indian restaurant? What not-quite-divorced-yet plans might have been set between these two?

Cover Girl

I found this item in a drawer of a sewing machine from the 1970s. I bought the machine for fifteen dollars at a fundraising garage sale for Boy Scouts about four years ago. It is written on the back of a blank Allstate Insurance Inspection Report. I still wonder if she ratted the cheater out.

Why?

Found this while walking my dog. He’s pretty helpful in sniffing out good finds. I think that I’d lie too if someone called me a god damned bitch.

Slow Learner

My husband found this while working under a house one day. My question: who are they pointing fingers at, and why? The suspense may be my demise.

If You Tell Lies

My friend Emmanuelle and I found this on a walk through the neighborhood.

V Card

This was in my front yard one afternoon. I live near the back entrance to an elementary school so the occasional unsigned permission slip or graded math homework shows up but this V card business sounds salacious. I want one. Where can I get one?

Open Immediately

This was a letter I found on the street that had no sender or address, just the phrase “Open Immediately,” and was dated 11/1/70. It reads: Monsieur, You have to help me, you have no doubt heard of the difficulties I have been having recently and of the very serious crisis I now find myself … Continued