Please No Fibbers

I was walking with a couple friends past a gas station when I noticed what looked like paper stuck under a concrete parking barrier. I lifted the obstruction to find this half-note card.

Who Are You?

I found this in a basket of scrap paper at the local library, which makes me think it was written to be found.

Found in a Corn Maze

Found deep in a corn maze. Appears to be a list of desired qualities for a mate, in what I assume are order of importance.

What I Value in a Partner

I found this list on top of a baby change table in the women’s washroom at a drop-in play group.

Really Sensitive

This one is from the University of Utah campus.

Vision of a Woman

I found this attached to a pole a couple years ago and forgot I even had it. I always wondered if his “vision” actually existed in real life.

Black Bird

Found this pasted to the wall of the metro train.

Yo Baby

I found this on my windshield after a flight lesson. I had just found out I got a flying job in Florida and was leaving in a week. Made my day.

Not a Bad Way to Kill a Week

This was found outside a Target store. Somebody (looks like girl’s handwriting) was planning an action-packed seven days!

Coppertone

Found this tucked into a bench in Washington Square Park. I was gnashing on a dosa from the cart man, when I felt a little item on my seat. Too bad I don’t qualify.