Black on Friday

My grandpa found this in someone’s yard while we were leaving his neighborhood. It’s pretty obvious by the handwriting that some girl made up a mock referral for a friend.

Are You Happy Now?

I found this letter on top of a garbage can all crumpled up. All I can say is I hope this guy is doing all right and meets someone better than T.

Unwanted Sounds

I found this crumpled on the floor of my therapist’s waiting room.

Regrets

Found in the Social Science building at Arizona State University. What was the email content?

Butt Cheeks = 5 Demerits

I found this in the parking lot of a strip mall. Apparently this male student has made a habit of saying “butt cheeks.” His repeat offense earned him 5 demerits. Do not taunt this teacher with anatomical references!

Season’s Greetings

Some friends bought a house here in California last summer. We found this in the garage taped to a toilet seat!– among things left behind by the previous tenants. Enjoy

The Honesty’s Too Much

Found this at the local credit union on the table where you fill out your deposit slips. The best part? At the moment I found it, the bank’s Muzak started playing “Sometimes When We Touch”! How appropriate.

DUI To-Do List

I found this outside the “studio” where I am shooting an ultra low-budget monster movie. It makes me wonder about our cast.