Dear Mrs Todd

It seems to be some kind of counterfeit … disciplinary … greeting card.

No One Is White Power

This is a little neighbor dispute I found on the sidewalk on my walk home from dinner.

Thanks for Teaching Me My Lesson

I found this on 37th St. in Baltimore’s Hampden. The handwriting says “grade school,” but there’s some very weird and adult dynamics going on here.

I’m Sorry

I found this laying on the ground in my history class. I think it’s kind of funny how two people broke up their relationship with a note. At least blue pen wasn’t devastated, and black pen was understanding.

Alexa’s Death Threat

I found this outside my daughter’s elementary school. It looks suspiciously like an adult has helped Alexa put this apology together. I wonder what she said and what provoked her to say it in the first place?


I found this note as I was heading to my car. I was glad that my husband is not named Damon and that he had not been forced to wait in the bathroom until someone left.

Baby I’m Sorry

Not to be confused with “Baby, hey I’m sorry…”

The Luckiest Man In The East Village

During the transit strike I was living in the Lower East Side and walking to work. Somewhere on 1st Avenue in the teens there were a half dozen of these plastered on one light post after the next. My girlfriend says this is touching but I just think it’s creepy. Either way, I sure hope … Continued

We’re Only Gonna Die Anyways

I found this while exploring an abandoned house with my cousin. It was crumpled up and shoved under a couch cushion.