Free As A Bee

Found in a mostly blank music notebook. I didn’t think much of it until I read the last sentence then decided to submit it.

You Think You’re Ugly But You’re Not

I moved a year and a half ago and finally got around to unpacking my box of finds. I’ve been trying to add but since I moved I haven’t found much of anything good. I live on a golf course now and I guess doctors and lawyers don’t drop much stuff, although I did find … Continued

CPR Training

I wish she was my girl–A sounds cute.

I Just Wanna Make Out

I found this napkin on the sidewalk in southeast Portland. I’ve never heard of the Break Time Sports Grill & Pub, and was pretty sure it wasn’t in my neighborhood. When I Googled it, this bar is in Salisbury, Maryland! This napkin traveled all the way across the United States only to be dropped on … Continued

Jeep

I was at the park yesterday and found this GNC business card on the ground. Not only was it discarded by ‘Jeep’ but ‘Nils’ wrote on a GNC card, which somehow implies that he or she is fit and buff, except don’t call them at work.

5th Gear Baby

I found this on the curb outside my flat. I saw the word ‘driver’ and assumed it would be a nice angry rant … how wrong!

Rumors and Calc Shit

I’ve been trying to figure out who John and Carol are, but there are six Carols and 14 Johns at my school.

No Offense Intended

Just saw this note on the ground after leaving a coffee shop at 18th Ave. and Geary Blvd., and thought it was a pretty fair and balanced proposition for a casual “dudes only” hookup.

Fan Mail

This was found on the floor of the hallway of the Luxor Towers, part of the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. My theory is that a couple, overjoyed by the election victory of Obama the night before, had celebrated in a time-honored fashion in the wee small hours — apparently within the hearing … Continued