Hopeless Romantic

I found this hiding under a table at my high school.

Sincerely, Mary

Found outside apartment on Main Street.

Reid Kids Smell Like Cheese

I found this after I overheard my little sisters talking about the upcoming school year. Apparently my one younger sister (the older of the two) had some crucial advice for her younger sibling.

Robot Bathroom

I found this in the hallway at my old high school. I’m not sure I want to know what might have been the topic of conversation when this was written.

I Have to Go

Found on a high school staffroom table.

Teacher, Librarian

I found this at Lincoln High School in an English classroom. It was probably written by a group of kids in response to an “Animal Farm” (by Orwell) assignment. I thought it was kinda funny. I teach at Lincoln High School and find funny stuff all time; I should really send more of it in.

An Awfully Long Year

I found this on a bike path back when I was in high school. It was too priceless not to keep.

Man Boobs

I found this in the English hallway of my high school last year. And I go to an academic magnet school. I hope this kid passed his test!