She is Never Happy

I found this in a Wal-mart parking lot sometime in late 2006.

A Dapper Young Man

I found this picture in the Loew’s Theater parking lot on a rainy evening in September. He was looking up at me, so handsome and Victorian, and I had to save him from being completely destroyed. The photo is mounted on cardboard, and “Bergman’s Photograph Gallery, Louisville, KY” is printed on the back. The carboard … Continued

Get Better, Lady

I found this blowing around in the parking lot of a Kroger’s. I hope Lady recovered from her wasp sting.

Existential Pickle

Found in a parking deck in late 2002. The text appears to be written on the back of an envelope When I read these words for the first time, I said out loud to no one in particular, “Well, aren’t we all?”

Jelousy Loves BomBom

Asking the love of her life what she did differently the last time they did the nasty.

East London Lady

There’s a used furniture place under a railway bridge near my house. When I went to buy a desk, the shop was closed. So I had a look around the car park out the front and found this picture amongst the stones. She looks strong and confident.

Allison, I Know The World Is Killing You

I was getting out of my car today after a recent rainfall and found this Post-It note stuck on the wet pavement face-up behind my vehicle. I normally don’t pickup pieces of paper off the ground but the neat handwriting struck me … so I did. Everyone in the office agreed there must be a … Continued

Hey Fuck Face

I found this note in the parking lot of the Redwood Gospel Mission Thrift Store. There weren’t any obvious entrances or exits for a car to block, so the event probably happened elsewhere. And the thrift store people are all very nice.