Elimination

I found this on the floor of a library.

Office She-yit

I volunteer at the local library  used bookstore (it’s in the basement of the library, I can’t really call it a store). Anyway, we receive thousands of books every week, and I found this 3×5 card to-do list inside one of them.

I Just Realized

This was found on a desk in the library at UC Santa Barbara, where a group of girls had been studying or distressing about their looks. I can’t imagine why this realization happened in the library.

Air Traffic Control

I found this on a shelf in the library where I work. I wonder if the child recently went on a trip via an airplane or if they just like planes.

MILF Day

I found this at the library in a Hellboy comic.

Love Seat, Sledge Hammer, Railroad Spike, Key

I found this in a book returned to the library, the same library mentioned in the note. I like to think of Rita and Walker as two lovers who are planning to go on a hammer killing spree.

Take Your Ice Cream Home

I found this note on the new bookshelf at the library. It seems slightly antagonistic to me, what with the double underline and all.

Like a Hyena

I found this at the White Plains library in a book of Pablo Neruda poems.