Don’t Even Want This Bike Back

We found this sticking to a movie poster at our local theater. Working as an over-night janitor, I tend to find pretty random things, but this has to be the oddest. No number or address, so the kid really doesn’t want his bike back. He just wants the thief to feel his hatred.

Dude Man

I found this at the Sundance Natural Foods bulletin board.

I’m Pissed

I have a small but ever expanding collection of found signs usually stuck to doors or broken public utilities.

Stumps

Found tied to a telephone pole with twine in the French Quarter.

El Chupacabras

I saw this propped against a tree on the sidewalk at Hayes and Franklin and did a double take at the word Chupacabras. Looking at it later I feel like there’s probably a sad story behind it.

Pimp

Saw this on a lamp-post whilst walking home.

Let’s Hung Out Together

I found this on my friend’s fridge. Her housemate found it six years ago in a university dining hall. I love that her roommate has been carrying this around for six years, knowing how special it is, just waiting for a motivated person with a scanner to share it with y’all.

“Special” OJ

I found this on the fridge in my break room at work, we never did find out who drank the “Special” OJ but i guess that is what you get for drinking someone elses stuff!