Your Biggest Fan

My co-worker and I found this on the beach the other day. Don’t worry, we’re mailing the letter to Miss Montana as soon as possible.

Dear Loretta

I’m the sad clown who mops the stage after the shows at Turning Stone Casino and Resort, the Indian profit center of Central New York. Loretta Lynn wasn’t out after curtain with her Maglite looking for ground scores a couple nights ago, so I got to keep this find from downstage right. Other stagehands’ girlfriends … Continued