Here Are Your Choices

My dad just called me laughing hysterically- he found this note blown into his yard. Mike is his asshole neighbor’s kid who just graduated high school. Ha ha.

Man on Bike

I found this photograph (along with some baseball cards) sitting on my dumpster one day.

Help Wanted, Two Bucks

I found this handmade flyer while walking my dog. It is such a sweet note that I feel like applying for the job.