Puffy Samples

Note found on the escalator in the Phoenix Airport.

Be a Good Girl

I found this at a corridor in the grade school building of our school. It seems to be a draft for a drawing for Christian Living class. The fire seems to represent Hell or the Devil. When I looked closely, there was an erased figure of an evil creature.

Akashi

Found this on Wolf Road; I thought this was a pretty touching card, especially from the vet.

Message in a Bottle

Dear Found Magazine, First, I’d like to take the opportunity to thank you for the permanent crook that I now have in my neck from scouring the landscape. We live on the beach; all kinds of things wash up. This note was found this morning by my husband while he and Stella the dog were … Continued

Ducks Very Limited

While driving in early December, I hit a duck. It was either hit the duck or cause a multiple-car accident. The duck was flying one foot above the ground, looking disoriented. Plus, I think it was selling drugs to kids. But usually when you hit an animal, the animal does not attach itself to the … Continued

Grilled Turkey

Classic situation. A friend of mine was at a rave in Wisconsin and found a roll of film. He developed it to see what was goin’ on. This pretty much speaks for itself.

Super Gay

I am a teacher and one thing that I find amazing is the amount of paper waste that accumulates over the course of a day.

We’re Only Gonna Die Anyways

I found this while exploring an abandoned house with my cousin. It was crumpled up and shoved under a couch cushion.