Don’t Be Snappin’

I found a book in the parking lot outside of my school and this was one of the things written inside of it. The book also had raps and some funny “essays” for school.

In Case He’s Faking

It was lying in the hallway of an apartment building I was helping my brother move into.

Anti Fourth of July

Found on the sidewalk in a photo book entitled “Anti Fourth of July.” The cover had an American flag with black duct tape replacing the red stripes.

Love Joseph

I found a wad of folded up photographs on the ground while walking home. They were fairly aged, as though someone had been carying them around a long time in every kind of weather, really cherishing them and what they stood for.

I Killed A Spider

I was walking around when I found this taped to an ATM. I quickly snagged it and put in my purse.

Lizzard

I found this nailed to a telegraph pole on the corner of my street. It’s an intersection to a busy road, so the chances of lizard survival are fairly grim.

Is This the Lobster?

This was found on the city information sign outside of the Malt Shop downtown. The death may have been induced by seafood allergies, pincers of mass destruction, or a severe case of lobsterusphobius resulting in heart failure.