If, Then

I think everyone feels this way at least once in their life.

Not the Right One

I picked up a folded piece of paper off the sidewalk. It was far more personal than I was expecting. I hope he/she found someone who makes them happy.

Do You Like My Stuff?

Found on the ground or in a trashcan at the carwash. It made me happy. Does it make you happy? Yes or no?

Granny Crush

At my place of business, we have an enter-to-win ballot box that I clean out once a week. This was written on the back of one of the entry forms. Don’t do it, Granny. He’s just trying to get in your will.

I Almost Feel Creative Tonite

In 1994 I bought the Bob Dylan Greatest Hits Vol. 2 LP at Discount Records (R.I.P.) and this 45 was stuck in the sleeve with the original two records.

Backwards Card

This is one of those backwards (opens on the left) cards that kids make. I found it in the spring of 2003 in the children’s picture book section. I like how it does double duty as a Valentine and a conversational note.

Baby I’m Sorry

Not to be confused with “Baby, hey I’m sorry…”

Friend Zoned

I found this Valentine’s Day card in the hallway of my dorm at Purdue University.