Not Funny
A friend drove me and a couple of my housemates to a house party about 10 miles from our house where we planned to get smashed. The morning after, whilst looking for my trainers, I found this on the kitchen table.
Stop It
Was the intruder still asleep in the car when the car owner arrived on the scene? Did they write the note so as not to wake this unknown person?
Hit and Run
Last night the big ice storm hit us, sadly we had to slip and slide to class. It was HORRIBLE. I have NEVER seen it this bad before. I finally made it home, called my boss, told him i didn’t want to drive anywhere, ordered pizza and was about to march up to my warm … Continued