The Creationist

After having a few drinks with my boyfriend, we were leaving the bar to go home for the night. I looked down and saw a folded piece of paper being picked up and set down by the wind. I went over to pick it up and unfolded it. It looked as though someone ripped it … Continued

Peacemaker and Masturbation

I was walking in West Philadelphia when I found a bunch of books on the street to be disposed of. They were old, mostly from the 70′s, so I was intrigued. I picked up two and when I got home to look at them this fell out. The name of the book it fell out … Continued

I Want My Unicorn

Found outside of a school in far East Portland as I was walking my dog, must have been earlier that day, because it hadn’t been rained on yet.

A Surprise in It for You

This sheet of paper was folded into a tiny square, lying in the parking lot of the bank where I work. I opened it up to make sure it didn’t contain any personal info like account numbers or whatever, and instead I discovered this note.

Dear Sam

Whilst cleaning up where I work I stumbled upon this gem of a love letter. I’ve been trying to find Sam ever since but alas to no avail. I like to think he had already received this letter and rushed into the arms of his new love so fast that he dropped the letter.

Catalog Cats

These are from a little girl’s creative writing notebook. Close enough, right? I think #9 might be my favorite. “It tastes like a whole night of lemons.”