Right To Remain Silent

My boss and I were walking back from a meeting at the county’s administration offices and we stumbled on this well-trod list of instructions for appearing in court. I wonder if the original owner considering eating it, lest it fall into the WRONG HANDS.

Have You Discussed Any Deal?

I found these pages while walking my dog (I only happened to be on this street to avoid a potentially vicious dog). What fascinates me, besides the misspellings and omissions, is that there are apparently five more pages of this stuff. I think I’m going to start carrying pepper spray.