Dear Bar Staff
I found two signed copies of this note balled up on the New York-bound platform of the train station.
“Ladies”
Found on the floor of a bathroom before I interviewed for a position as an editor at a magazine.
No Vomit in Sink
I was visiting a company’s swanky modern office, and I found this in the bathroom. I immediately burst out laughing, and all sorts of images came into my head of a post-drink-binge-morning-after-run-to-bathroom-vomit (and not quite making it to the toilet). And the outrage and disgust of maintenance when they find the hurl in the sink. … Continued
If You Don’t Hit
This was found taped above the toilet in a diner/gas station, in the Southwest part of the state. I’m guessing there must have been a pattern of not hitting the commode to warrant this note.
Inappropriate Grandma
A co-worker found this in his driveway one Sunday morning. I kept it because it’s so damned funny and disturbing. The simple call of “flaps” got us through several horrendous days.