Sometime Hours Later
I found this after moving into a new house. It made me worried that I should call the landlord before there were any problems.
Poop Spray
Found on the ground walking to the Church Key in MadTown. Someone must have been just moving in and in desperate need of some scented poop spray, LOL.
Not Cool
I never really find anything funny or cool, but this one day I was walking back to my dorm room and there on the ground I found this. It was pretty sweet.
Mistaken Identity
I live in an apartment complex. I found this and a dirty diaper on my car one morning. I do not have children or diapers. Stay Classy?
Someone’s Trying
Found on the path through the woods I used to walk to school. Came across as so sweet, like someone’s trying hard to change his ways.
Hunters
My best friend accidentally booked us rooms at the wrong motel the night of her wedding. This was the first thing I saw, when closing the door.
“Ladies”
Found on the floor of a bathroom before I interviewed for a position as an editor at a magazine.
No Vomit in Sink
I was visiting a company’s swanky modern office, and I found this in the bathroom. I immediately burst out laughing, and all sorts of images came into my head of a post-drink-binge-morning-after-run-to-bathroom-vomit (and not quite making it to the toilet). And the outrage and disgust of maintenance when they find the hurl in the sink. … Continued
If You Don’t Hit
This was found taped above the toilet in a diner/gas station, in the Southwest part of the state. I’m guessing there must have been a pattern of not hitting the commode to warrant this note.
Inappropriate Grandma
A co-worker found this in his driveway one Sunday morning. I kept it because it’s so damned funny and disturbing. The simple call of “flaps” got us through several horrendous days.