A Big Surprise

My roommate found this in our mailbox right before Christmas. Apparently, there is a total nutjob in our neighborhood. The hand drawn map is the best thing … check out the continent of “Lesbians.” Wow.

Ahoy Pastafarians!

I found this on a table in the student union at my college. I wasn’t eating pasta, but it sure made me want some. On the back is a graph showing the decilne of pirates and the increase of incliment weather. Still tasty though.

Found in a Corn Maze

Found deep in a corn maze. Appears to be a list of desired qualities for a mate, in what I assume are order of importance.

Bad Housekeeper

I received this in the mail. It was addressed to my first initial and maiden name. There was no signature or return address. It was postmarked Santa Clarita, CA. It terrified me for awhile, then I put it on my fridge. You take it.

Esau Sold His Birthright

Me and my S.O. had just gotten our marriage certificate and were on our way to lunch when I found this little gem laying on the sidewalk. Maybe it is part of a longer work in progress, a lunatic’s notes for a never-to-be-published book on theology… In any case, I grabbed it and knew where … Continued

Make Your Choices Wisely

I found this in a room at the Marriot hotel. Usually there is a Gideon’s bible in the drawers of most motels and hotel rooms, so I decided to look for it.

A Safe Dwelling Place

I found this on the floor at my work, an ice rink where lots of little kids hang out. This probably fell out of someone’s coat.

Letter to God

I found this letter inside the book “A Walk Across America,” which was being sold at an estate sale. I bought the book (and kept the letter).

God Is on the Next Page

A hilarious find from a recent trip to Boulder. Found on a “scribble pad” in a church during a music recital. There was nothing on the next page, by the way.

Cohabitation

Found crumpled on the floor of the #75 bus.