I Tasted Corey Feldman

I found this at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. My friend and I were looking for a place to lay down and rest and we stumbled upon this fan when we sat down.

Baby Bresses

We recently moved into a new house. Soon after, we began getting plain paper-wrapped magazines addressed to the previous owner. We learned through the grapevine that he worked for Hustler or Penthouse Magazine some years back. Strangely enough, about two weeks into our new stay a postcard arrived addressed to Penthouse Magazine. Somehow the writer … Continued

Good Ol’ Boy

Found this while poking around an abandoned motel off of US 19 just south of Perry, Florida. It was in a room filled chest-high with crap like old Parade magazines with Joe Pesci on the cover, rusted cans and rotting, puka shell chandeliers (I kid you not).

Mary’s Danish

I stumbled across this gem while doing a clean up job for a friend of mine on a rental property of his, apparently left at some point over the years by a previous tenant. Possibly a friend of the man in the middle of the photo? I recognize Matt Cameron and Chris Cornell from Soundgarden. … Continued

Fat Joe vs. 50 Cent

So I just got a letter sent to my office addressed to Fat Joe, via his publicist. Unfortunately, they got the address wrong, and it wound up in my hands.

Dear Loretta

I’m the sad clown who mops the stage after the shows at Turning Stone Casino and Resort, the Indian profit center of Central New York. Loretta Lynn wasn’t out after curtain with her Maglite looking for ground scores a couple nights ago, so I got to keep this find from downstage right. Other stagehands’ girlfriends … Continued

DREAM GIRL

This secret little index card was dropped somewhere between the New and the Olde Film School.