Hit My Knees
This note was found by a disabled client of mine on the ground. He said, “Your girlfriend left this for you,” then handed it to me.
No Holes Barred
This was found on my roommate’s car late at night near a creepy porn shop. We have wanted to call the number for a long time but have been a little afraid. I just called the number and asked the gentleman if he was a escort service. He said, “What?” I repeated the question and … Continued
Yo! Fuckface
A sign found in Philadelphia. I wonder if that is how they address their friend in public.