I’m The Boss Bitch

This was slipped under our door on the last day of finals at Heidelberg College. We have no idea who it is from, who wrote the reply, or why it was given to us. I especially like how they wish the “loud music playing man” a great summer.

The One with the Cats

I found this in the vestibule of my apartment building one night, and I just had to open the envelope and read it. I put it back where I left it though, so I’m not a total asshole.

If You Hear Me

Found this in the communal laundry room at my apartment complex. Oddly enough I have a friend that goes by Bubba that was coming by for a few beers later that same day. I’m not sure he was as enthralled as I was with my first find. Enjoy!

In a Bald Mood

I picture the person who lost this as an old hippie with wispy, shoulder-length gray hair who laments the loss of his youth and hair.

Overnight

What’s the 204? An apartment number, like I know who this is and where you live? Scarrrrrrry.

Stinking Dogs

I found this posted on a laundromat’s bulletin board.

Weird and Sloppy

It was on the door across the hall from my place when I woke up this morning.