Overnight

What’s the 204? An apartment number, like I know who this is and where you live? Scarrrrrrry.

Stinking Dogs

I found this posted on a laundromat’s bulletin board.

Weird and Sloppy

It was on the door across the hall from my place when I woke up this morning.

Who Are You?

I found this in a basket of scrap paper at the local library, which makes me think it was written to be found.

Here Are Your Choices

My dad just called me laughing hysterically- he found this note blown into his yard. Mike is his asshole neighbor’s kid who just graduated high school. Ha ha.

Cocksucker Sinatra

On the way to the movies, I spotted this sign on the side of the road. I had to come back a second time in order to pick it up. It wasn’t until then did I see that its lovely little message was sprawled on a Frank Sinatra album. Hope he got the rent.