If You Hear Me

Found this in the communal laundry room at my apartment complex. Oddly enough I have a friend that goes by Bubba that was coming by for a few beers later that same day. I’m not sure he was as enthralled as I was with my first find. Enjoy!

In a Bald Mood

I picture the person who lost this as an old hippie with wispy, shoulder-length gray hair who laments the loss of his youth and hair.

Overnight

What’s the 204? An apartment number, like I know who this is and where you live? Scarrrrrrry.

Stinking Dogs

I found this posted on a laundromat’s bulletin board.

Weird and Sloppy

It was on the door across the hall from my place when I woke up this morning.

Who Are You?

I found this in a basket of scrap paper at the local library, which makes me think it was written to be found.

Here Are Your Choices

My dad just called me laughing hysterically- he found this note blown into his yard. Mike is his asshole neighbor’s kid who just graduated high school. Ha ha.