Ode to Broken Hearts
Is there a remedy for the brokenhearted? If not, then precautions seem to be in order…take note: Measure the depth of the fall by the anxiety level of the ‘fallee.’
If You Hear Me
Found this in the communal laundry room at my apartment complex. Oddly enough I have a friend that goes by Bubba that was coming by for a few beers later that same day. I’m not sure he was as enthralled as I was with my first find. Enjoy!
You Suck at Life Now
I was walking home from the park with my kids and thought that I’d take them by the juvie; like, “Hey kids, don’t act up and end up in there some day.” We found this on the sidewalk. I saw the swear word up top and then wouldn’t let my kids have it. They spent … Continued
The Same Lonely Person
This tiny post-it note was found stuck to a desk in the library at Uni. It sounds like a serious analysis until you read the poetic and rather depressing final line, when it then sounds like a script from a drama-filled CSI episode!
I Was Good to Her
I found this piece of paper in the street while waiting for my dog to poop in the neighbor’s yard on 19th and California St.
An Evening Alone
I found this in a library book. You see the first item and you wonder what’s next. Then you see it’s these candles… and then you realize that this person was not going to have a romantic evening.
Make a Rude Video
I assume this was a tearful love letter after a breakup with his/her lover. It really just speaks for itself. It made me chuckle for a long while. Enjoy!