Unrequited Love

FOUND by Brendan Saunders; Kenosha, WI
I found this gem while I was on a walk during my lunch hour. It raises a few assumptions about Jack:
-He is about 8 or 9 years old
-His target is either devastated at losing her first love note or possibly indifferent at the loss
-I think it is statistically probable that the love target is named Kaitlyn (of some variety)
-Jack is popular with the boys, because he is loud, but probably not as popular with the ladies

Spring Break Budget

FOUND by Rob
I am a professor who teaches large chemistry classes. I found this paper on desk in the back of the class on my way out of the room after a lecture. I looked at it and saw that it was a Spring Break budget with specified categories. Clearly this student had his/her mind on “chemistry” but not exactly the kind that was in the lesson plan for the day. At least I taught them how to convert between units (grams and dollars)…