Found this on the floor of the shop where I work last week, folded with only the corner that reads “£70 tips missing” visible. It appears to be two sides worth of reasons why somebody is about to get fired, (definitely a different workplace to mine by the practices described – one of the nearby pubs?)
on July 31, 2012 at 9:11 am
Picky, picky, picky!
If I’d wanted this sort of criticism, I’d have stayed home with Mum. No, wait, I’m working at Mum’s shop. That’s the problem. But then, that’s why I’m still on the payroll, because anyone else would have chucked me over before now; and Mum don’t want me on the dole.
on August 16, 2012 at 10:25 pm
It would have been funnier with a video showing all the stuff the employee was doing, but it still gets the point across
on September 8, 2012 at 11:27 am
SIX fag breaks in an hour? That’s one every ten minutes! At that rate he won’t live to file for unemployment. I don’t know of many people who can smoke a whole ciggie in ten minutes. He must be part Dyson.