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On the 3rd Day of Christmas

Found by S. Ziaja in Oakland, California

Found on the sidewalk


  1. Chrome Toaster says:

    are they alive? taxidermied? did he hunt them? is pheasant what’s for dinner? Are pheasant also known as French Hens? If it’s the 3rd day of Christmas, why are there only two of them? Is he wearing velcro tennis shoes?

    These questions and more will be answered on the next episode of SOAP.

  2. VaporTrail says:

    If they’re not taxidermied, they’re very relaxed—mesmerized, even.