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Found by Rooney in a piece of furniture I bought off Craigslist

My friends and I found this note after trying to move an unwieldy chest of drawers. Evidently it had been pushed all the way to the back of the cabinet and up and over the bottom drawer. We only found it because we had to take it apart to get it into my car. My best guess is that this girl must have been trying to get over an ex boyfriend by listing everything that she disliked about him. And of course, she needed to fill up fifty numbers. It’s amazing.


  1. Felicia Marie Winchell says:

    on December 5, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    This sounds like something that I wrote about my ex-boyfriend about a year ago. Only differences are that his mother wasn’t a bitch and that he was too Christian (compared to being “too Jewish”). Sheesh. By the “Jewish” comment, I was only waiting for the “too cheap” to follow suit. Lol.

  2. Dbakeca Italia says:

    on December 11, 2012 at 3:46 am
    I hope my girlfriend does not have the same idea :))))

  3. Jj Novosel says:

    on December 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    hey ima jason and im nun of these things aha hit me up :)lol

  4. Smith says:

    on December 25, 2012 at 2:10 am
    That is a terrible thing to say and you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such stereotypes

  5. No says:

    on December 28, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    relax faggot.

  6. jewboy says:

    on January 5, 2013 at 1:31 am
    I think she was making fun of the comment “too jewish” by making the logical extension.

  7. jewson says:

    on January 5, 2013 at 1:33 am
    meeee toooo

  8. Cody says:

    on January 8, 2013 at 5:07 pm
    i wana know why she dated the douche in the first place? is it because like every girl ever, she has shitty taste?

  9. stillheartbroken says:

    on January 15, 2013 at 1:58 am
    sounds like my ex jordan except he cheated with tons of girls for a year

  10. shelbz says:

    on January 23, 2013 at 2:41 pm

  11. anon says:

    on February 16, 2013 at 8:53 pm
    fits my ex to a T, except #s 3, 4, 7, and 25. it is so ridiculous that this exists lol

  12. anon says:

    on February 16, 2013 at 8:54 pm
    and his name is jason, in case that wasn’t clear

  13. Sharee says:

    on February 27, 2013 at 5:18 am
    Hahah! Every girl needs to date a tool ONCE in her life. At least to learn how much better love and sex can be with a great guy. (:

  14. Jane Choe says:

    on March 28, 2013 at 8:19 pm

  15. Meeya Louise says:

    on April 16, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    Was wondering… this sounds like my current boyfriend. But I don’t care about all the negative things here. 🙂

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    on May 1, 2013 at 4:34 pm
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  17. Janelle Coulton says:

    on May 2, 2013 at 2:37 pm
    It’s pretty good therapy to do that after a breakup and helps with the temptation to go back instead of moving forward.

  18. Felicia Marie W. says:

    on June 27, 2013 at 11:38 am
    Wow. Just got a notification today saying that you replied. Anywho, yeah definitely wasn’t promoting anything.. Lol. CTFO.