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Found by Alicia in Shepherd, Texas

Me and my mom went to the laundromat one day and looked at the bulletin board. We were surprised to find this.


  1. orinocowomble says:

    on October 3, 2012 at 6:59 am
    Good luck with that, dude. The “no drama” stipulation along with request for picture is too obvious. We won’t even go into “white women only.”

  2. Hiplainsdrifter_HPD says:

    on October 3, 2012 at 8:39 am
    It rubs the lotion on the skin!

  3. Librarian in the Woodwork says:

    on October 5, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Because he thinks senoritas can’t dust and mop, or pick up after him?

  4. orinocowomble says:

    on October 5, 2012 at 10:25 am
    No, because he’s looking for a live-in…um, maid.

  5. Ian in Edinburgh says:

    on October 5, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    This is a very opportune find. I was just about to draft my own advert along these lines and now I’ve been provided with a ready-made template – layout, wording and all. All I need to add is the bit about the frilly French maid outfit.

  6. Tundra Woman says:

    on October 6, 2012 at 11:22 pm
    I “need” a lot of people to do stuff for me too, sweet-stuff.
    I don’t advertise and the laundromat would be the last place I’d even think of doing so.
    Then again, I’m not quite that lazy. Or that overtly picky.
    Beggars can’t be choosers and desperation doesn’t come out in the wash: It reeks from your very pores.

  7. L says:

    on October 10, 2012 at 7:54 pm