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Found by Banners in my apartment’s frontyard

So late one night I went to Burger King and there was one other guy there, either drunk out of his mind or higher than a kite at a rave. Evidently he thought I was a vampire, followed me home, and left this on my doorstep. It’s on the back of some sheet music, and if you can’t read it, here’s what it says: Dear you I saw you in Burger King and followed you here because I know what you are You are a vampire and I am going to the police unless you can leave town. -MIKE

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