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Nothing Free Patrick
Not to be contrarian,
But I will miss Librarian.  more»
+ March 12, 2010 08:14 AM +
I Didn't Realize
Is it weird of me
To miss SALT in the SEA?

Is it heinous
To wonder whatever became of PEPPER in your ANUS?

And where the hell
is Farmer in the Dell?…  more»
+ February 10, 2010 07:32 AM +
Like Gomer Pyle
Never mind the note. It's that twisted sister in green pantyhose in the American Apparel ad that's gonna give me nightmares.  more»
+ February 01, 2010 07:34 AM +
Apple for the Teacher
Sheesh. Give a kid a box of crayons and right away she thinks she's Georgia Effing O'Keeffe.  more»
+ January 28, 2010 08:26 AM +
Chapter 1
Rewriting often improves one's prose--but in this case, changing "I was her cookie" to "I ate her cookie" lessens the power and impact of the piece. Otherwise, this has a nice early-Gertrude Stein quality. Definitely publishable.  more»
+ January 05, 2010 06:16 AM +
Christmas Card List
I wish I knew someone named Barbara Dagineault.  more»
+ December 23, 2009 09:05 AM +
Pain au Chocolat
Niki? Not Nila?

In that case, cancel the proposal.  more»
+ December 20, 2009 08:47 AM +
Nila, you have excellent handwriting, your spelling is perfect and so is your grammar, and you've been to France.

Marry me!  more»
+ December 20, 2009 07:02 AM +
Jelousy Loves BomBom
Not "Jealousy."

"Je lousy." Which is why she needs to figure out what she did differently last night in the sack.  more»
+ December 15, 2009 07:33 AM +
Autumn Love
Sheesh! Whenever they write "To my darling," it's because they can't remember her name. And apparently, this guy can't remember his own name, either.…  more»
+ December 12, 2009 08:18 AM +
Evil Monkeyz Are Coming
No, no, everybody. Evil Monkeys are a GOOD thing. (Click on Magnify.)  more»
+ December 02, 2009 08:48 AM +
Ma and Pop
Is that little boy doing what I think he's doing?  more»
+ November 30, 2009 09:02 AM +
10 Good, 10 Bad
I read #3 on the "bad" list as "Waiting for the Lord to come home."

Lots of born-agains can relate....  more»
+ November 24, 2009 07:47 AM +
Ready to Grow Up
No need to finish the final couplet. The obvious rhyme is "throw up."  more»
+ November 20, 2009 07:35 AM +
About Chad
@ Ian in Edinburgh

So you're saying haggis are a disease?  more»
+ November 15, 2009 07:01 AM +
Ladies' Man
Clearly this was at one point thumb-tacked to someone's bulletin board. I wonder if that was before or after the beard and pince nez additions.  more»
+ November 12, 2009 07:30 AM +
The Divine Fax
Is that a Freudian slip, where he moves from the singular 'woman' to the plural 'women' in the sentence beginning "He knows"?  more»
+ November 08, 2009 06:33 AM +
Our Shades
If that's a burning cross in the background on the right, those masks take on a whole new meaning.  more»
+ October 30, 2009 07:23 AM +
What Kids Will Do These Days
@ Librarian:

Considering that he's drinking ink, shouldn' it be Post 'hic' ergo propter 'hic'?  more»
+ October 13, 2009 07:42 AM +
Bugbutt
"Okay, class, now I want you to write a sentence in which you use a simile."  more»
+ October 13, 2009 07:40 AM +
The Meeting
@ just me...the highly in quisitive one:

Yep. (Wearing a t-shirt that says "We'll never forget you, Brent.")  more»
+ October 12, 2009 09:21 AM +
@ feeling in coherent:

In one of his campaigns, Russ Feingold held up his hand, showing its resemblance to the state's outline, and declared,
"I know Wisconsin like the back of my hand."

It was a wildly popular t.v. spot--and Feingold is a wildly popular figure, not only in Madison but throughout the state.  more»
+ October 11, 2009 10:24 AM +
Kung-Fu Possum!
@just me in another state:

I second the compliment to the 'powers that be.' Our Found editors really are a superior team!  more»
+ October 03, 2009 04:00 PM +
Who Likes Who?
@Librarian:

The MacArthur people were on the verge of calling you, but then they learned you were starting to become a lame.  more»
+ September 22, 2009 07:37 AM +
So Here I Am, Pt. 2
Not a guy to a girl; a guy to a guy.  more»
+ September 12, 2009 07:50 AM +











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