Don't You DARE insult my HAIR!  more»

someone typed it for him...it's kinda sweet. Now, if they just get the pudding/flan connection correct, there is hope for an international romance!…  more»

How to make this love note:
Photocopy hand
Photocopy selected text
Write sentiment on fingers with flair pen
cut out text, tape to yellow paper
Tape that to top of hand.

Volia! instant sweetness- lovely, creative, romantic and cute.…  more»

Smart is *always* Hott!  more»

I first thought that it said "DNA" not diva, and was wondering why the helix was all untwisted...  more»

wonder how bush is going to afford his therapy? his self-esteem must of tanked by now. kinda feel sorry for him.…  more»

my son used to make lists like this- now his list contains mostly two words: money, please.

takes the romance out of standing in line at gamestop wainting for the latest edition of halo.....

what do *I* really want for christmas?…  more»

aren't you supposed to call the police if the car alarm goes off? what are they for anyway?…  more»

in high school a truly evil teacher made us slog through all the russian lit... including the endless Anna Karenina. The question on the exam was "who was frou-frou?"…  more»

best. find. ever.  more»

here i am in suburban hell
picket fence, house is white
longing for urban blight
crips-n-bloods-n-sur on the block
getta colt, getta glock
hang it low and twist it wide
hos and homies by my side
but i'm just a stupid white boy
with my namebrand expensive toys
dressed by abercombie and fitch
if in jail i'd just be a bitch
so i'll dream my suburban dreams
pretend the kids are drive-by screams
go to school, play halo
wouldn't really trade, ya know.  more»

@ Pastor Z
There is a little place in SC called Dillon, and in that little place there is a gas-station, and in the gas station there are WHOLE DIORAMAS of oppossums dressed up as famous people- think elvis, marilyn etc.
it's quite beyond words.  more»

1. i eat animals, they are tasty.
2.…  more»

mmm...socks like man-pie.
(honey, honey are you getting shorter??…  more»

I love whiskey
I love toast
Lost= Life  more»

beats the hell out of duct tape and bandaids for the beauty-pagent crowd.  more»

i need one of these.... a little prompting would go a long way.…  more»

Byzantine! check plus plus smiley face!  more»

@monkey: asshat hair! asshat hair! coffee out the nose, asshat hair!…  more»

so *this* is what happened to pippy longstocking.  more»

pigs feet. tripe. headcheese.…  more»

@ rebel: johnstown pa, though when i googled it now it is apparently just to 8th grade, and accepts everyone... no longer just the 'hard-core'. they do have a 'rebel care' program (afterschool) that i found amusing!…  more»

we had a 'sacred heart' school around us, but the prize went to 'our mother of sorrows' the catholic high school that had the creepiest football jerseys ever. (i went to public school. dull dull dull)  more»

round here, 4 bucks would buy a largish pack, split. they do *everything* with them- grill, bbq, pickle, whatever...but much, much more disturbing is the shrink-wrapped pig heads in the piggly-wiggly (yes, that is a real grocery store) ew.…  more»

heh. heheheh. am going to suggest this to the principal.…  more»