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Farmer in The Dell

About Me: I remain, contrary to popular opinion



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Hitting the Books
asn't really very 'book smart' but he knew how to make a buc  more»
+ November 18, 2009 04:17 AM +
Dear Bar Staff
ut still, Rolling Roc  more»
+ November 18, 2009 04:13 AM +
WANTED!
lthough he thought he'd be happy getting the first comment of the day, he was dissatisfied. Since he had nothing interesting to say about the find, he felt the honor was wasted on him, and that the next commentor would really be the firs…  more»
+ November 14, 2009 05:11 AM +
Advice for Dad
idden meanings. So if the guy says, for example, "Would you like to lick my noodl  more»
+ November 11, 2009 04:34 AM +
Filthy Uvula
eems like there was something special about the sugar cubes in his coffe  more»
+ November 11, 2009 04:31 AM +
Beautiful Day for Fish
nd claims to have bitten a hook once, just to see how it felt. when he talks about it, even all these years later, his face still contorts in agon…  more»
+ November 10, 2009 05:34 AM +
Chinese Ballet
aid, "Yes but, properly prepared, they can be absolutely deliciou  more»
+ November 10, 2009 05:30 AM +
'Till Death Do Us Part
e was never photographed again except the mugshot, which no one ever saw except the police and the grand jur  more»
+ November 05, 2009 04:05 AM +
Podiatrists Must Flourish
nd little lambs eat ivy.
a kid'll eat ivy too,
wooden sho  more»
+ November 03, 2009 05:31 AM +
Beyond the Call of Duty
lmost two decades later went to see the Broadway Musical "Danny and the Magical Jazz Hands" and realized that it was based loosely on the guy who had choreogra  more»
+ November 02, 2009 05:04 AM +
The Paper Bag Lover
h yes," he said, "I used to be a paper bag lover. That was in the old days, though, when latex for condoms was still a fairly rare commodit  more»
+ November 01, 2009 06:10 AM +
Sighting
pade a spade: weasels in the wild are weasels but if you keep them at home they're ferr…  more»
+ October 28, 2009 05:30 AM +
Dress-up Kitty
ak  more»
+ October 27, 2009 04:43 AM +
Boxed in
ut it was clear that she'd missed the point: that tic-tac-toe requires Xs and Os. Once she got the hang of it, though, she was pretty much unbeatabl  more»
+ October 26, 2009 04:46 AM +
Cleanup for the Cleanup Crew
n case of injury or drowning, the child should be rushed to see Doc Weiler at Beach Memorial Hospita  more»
+ October 26, 2009 04:42 AM +
Good Nutrition
e was so totally exhausted he needed four Red Bulls just to get up enough energy to take his temperature. By the time he got around to it, though, he was so hyper he couldn't read the thermome…  more»
+ October 25, 2009 05:01 AM +
101 Movies to Avoid
z-zz  more»
+ October 23, 2009 03:29 AM +
The Cons Definitely Outweigh the Pros
fter creating exhaustive lists of all the males in her life, finally decided she was glad to be a lesb  more»
+ October 22, 2009 05:02 AM +
Lost Cat
aria! I've just met a girl named Maria! and suddenly I've found how wonderful a sound can b  more»
+ October 19, 2009 03:40 AM +
Left My Heart in San Francisco
rliest known photograph of Ichabod Crane. His partner is unidentifie…  more»
+ October 17, 2009 04:32 AM +
Nice Dickey!
nd it seemed that the subject matter, like the medium itself was disintegrating rapidl  more»
+ October 16, 2009 05:19 AM +
Rocket Scientist
ocket science, sprocket science, socket science, docket science, pocket science, locket sci  more»
+ October 16, 2009 05:16 AM +
Attack at Random
eh, heh, heh, little girl, y'wanna see my badger? It's HUGE. I got right here in my poc…  more»
+ October 15, 2009 05:14 AM +
A Happy Birthday Story With An Unhappy Ending
t was not in his nature to respond well to simple directives, and his boss, knowing this, always justified his orders by creating a parable to make them mor  more»
+ October 14, 2009 04:08 AM +
Bugbutt
r, header, butter, footer, scalpe  more»
+ October 13, 2009 04:03 AM +











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