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Miss Scarlet in in the Study with a Revolver


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The Black Ace

February 16, 2008




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That Hair!
Holiday!!!!!

Celebrate!!!!  more»
+ October 27, 2009 01:07 PM +
Dress-up Kitty
I see above the kitty's right paw what looks to be some kind of holder. So perhaps the kitty has gone to the great catnip cottage in the sky, and its owner wanted a memento mori.

Can't say whether the print is legitimately old or not.…  more»
+ October 27, 2009 01:05 PM +
Atin-lay Ig-pay
I never got much into Pig Latin, but I did speak fluent Ubbi-Dubbi, from the original 70s ZOOM:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2365114_speak-ubbi-dub  more»
+ October 23, 2009 01:40 PM +
Clam These Items
o_O : Don't even start that nonsense with me.…  more»
+ October 22, 2009 08:32 AM +
The Cons Definitely Outweigh the Pros
Do you think Juliet had a similar list re: Romeo and Paris?

Romeo - Pro - I loveth him!

Romeo - Con - Family hateth him.…  more»
+ October 22, 2009 08:29 AM +
Clam These Items
Daphne Rosen is an American Apparel skank.

I thought it said CRAM these items at first. Cram it in your cram hole!  more»
+ October 21, 2009 01:14 PM +
Flying Mice Don't Like Ice
I want a fierce cake with severe icing for my next hardcore birthday.  more»
+ October 20, 2009 11:30 AM +
Sexual Math
LMAO Joey Stinkeyes!!!

I think this will appear on Courtney Love's next CD.  more»
+ October 19, 2009 02:16 PM +
Lost Cat
I'm calling fake on this Found. It's a little too perfectly imperfectly written.  more»
+ October 19, 2009 02:13 PM +
1-800-Can't-Spell
It would totally not surprise me that this was written by a college student/graduate. I have spent immeasurable time correcting the grammar and spelling mistakes of college graduates.  more»
+ October 19, 2009 02:11 PM +
Left My Heart in San Francisco
I left my adrenal gland in Sheboygan. If found, please call 1-800-NeedORgan.  more»
+ October 17, 2009 06:56 PM +
Attack at Random
Badgers? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!  more»
+ October 15, 2009 12:10 PM +
Business Card?
"Um, hello, yes, I need my hell raised? Do you give free quotes for that? Do I need to be home or can you leave me an estimate?…  more»
+ October 14, 2009 11:30 AM +
A Happy Birthday Story With An Unhappy Ending
p.s. The never-ending parade of skanks in the American Apparel ads (whose clothing, by the way, is hideous) are making me queasy.  more»
+ October 14, 2009 11:27 AM +
The note is too long and is unreadable in ALL CAPS. People never get this. (Yes, I'm talking to YOU Kanye.)…  more»
+ October 14, 2009 11:27 AM +
What Kids Will Do These Days
...And please excuse him from gym class, because that could be a little messy.  more»
+ October 13, 2009 01:29 PM +
Leonardo Di Cappachino
Librarian, I do the same thing. There is a "Malibu Barbie" at my gym. I have a neighbor I refer to as "Jimi Hendrix" because he occasionally wails on his electric guitar in the basement, and I also call this same neighbor "Underwear Man" because I saw him putting the garbage out in his underwear.  more»
+ October 13, 2009 01:05 PM +
Mickey and Sister
The first and only thing I thought of on viewing this find was how much those vintage Mickey/Minnie Mouse costumes would be worth today. Even worn, and with kid goo on them.  more»
+ October 13, 2009 01:01 PM +
Bugbutt
I like big butts, I cannot lie.  more»
+ October 13, 2009 12:59 PM +
What Kids Will Do These Days
Maybe he wanted to shoot it out of his tentacles like an octopus.  more»
+ October 13, 2009 12:57 PM +
Had Enough
Enough of her sad-faced, bald boyfriend not having a body! A girl needs arms to hold her. And some other important male appendages, for that noisy sex everyone's always talking about.…  more»
+ October 09, 2009 07:16 AM +
Paris, September 1940
See, now, I think the girls in the front just cut one.…  more»
+ October 08, 2009 07:10 PM +
Must Love Cats
Oh, hai! I'm just sittin here with an Eastern-European-lookin gai, hopin for some rabbitz latur.

Baby Basil, if I saw a "skinned-out "rabbit" in the supermarket with the paws and head removed," I would bug the heck out of there.…  more»
+ October 08, 2009 07:08 PM +
Dish Washington
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington

Seriously I think the writer means dish washington tabs as in packets to put in the diswasher. I used to write "dishwashing soap" on a list and hubs would come home with Dawn or Joy (tee-hee) and not the Cascade dishwasher soap I mean. Now I write dishwasher machine soap or something, so he knows WTF I mean.…  more»
+ October 07, 2009 02:03 PM +
Another Love Note
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress and said "FUCK IT"  more»
+ October 05, 2009 02:26 PM +











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