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Lance Pants in a trance

About Me: There was a young fellow named Lancelot
Whom his neighbours all looked on askance a lot.
Whenever he’d pass
A presentable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot.


Best Sites Ever: Pantalaine, Overheard in New York, American Apparel


All-Time Favorite Finds:

Diso Fever!

September 05, 2007 		Happy Monkey

August 11, 2007 		Office Party?

August 25, 2002
Masked Lady

December 02, 2001 		Hootenanny?

February 20, 2008 		Clean Friends ...

July 17, 2007
Chubby?

February 17, 2008 		Hey Take...

January 21, 2008




Comments

Pamper Your Primate
How much for a pressure wash?  more»
+ August 06, 2009 10:52 PM +
Scientific Method
I hope it works better than the rhythm method did....  more»
+ July 26, 2009 07:37 PM +
Not Really Concerned
Basil made a joke! Although I never thought of bagel holes as bellybuttons exactly...  more»
+ May 24, 2009 03:59 PM +
Im Bord
That's what she said.  more»
+ April 14, 2009 06:03 PM +
Camel Ride
I'd walk a mile for a camel-toe.  more»
+ February 20, 2009 06:42 AM +
Animal Attributes
@Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville, this is not about me. If it were, it would have read "Horns of a horny animal."

Thanks for feeling me just the same...  more»
+ February 05, 2009 11:10 PM +
Alike
I guess they don't teach the birds and the bees until 5th grade in Gainesville....  more»
+ February 01, 2009 12:49 AM +
Alex B+
I have a big urge, too, but I like a lot of girls.  more»
+ February 01, 2009 12:40 AM +
90% Unchecked
What a coincidence. I was just studying my family tree and I am also 10% Czech.  more»
+ December 23, 2008 06:32 AM +
Tiger Snuggle
Muy bien, Flargy.

-Pantalones de la lanza en un trance  more»
+ December 17, 2008 03:02 PM +
Someone's got a tiger in her tank, and it ain't Exxon.  more»
+ December 17, 2008 06:36 AM +
Dungeon Master Seeks Sheep, Tap Shoes
Friendly Sire was written by Larry Flynt before he started his own publishing company.

Miss Narnian Nymph, American Apparel ads keep Found free for us. Besides, it's listed on my profile as one of my favorite websites.…  more»
+ December 07, 2008 04:33 PM +
Family Planning
A holiday may be a bad time to HAVE a baby, but it's an excellent time to MAKE a baby.  more»
+ November 27, 2008 07:42 PM +
Please No Fibbers
I think Yronne is a very pretty name, also sort of encouraging. I'd like to be the multiplication symbol in her equation.  more»
+ November 23, 2008 04:33 PM +
Fuck You Frank
Eat a beaver, save a tree!  more»
+ November 04, 2008 07:59 AM +
Good Question
Um, kwyncee, maybe you weren't doing it right.  more»
+ October 20, 2008 03:42 PM +
Even Cowboys Get the Blues
I wonder if focking scabs are anything like panty crickets? And will boy pills work on both?  more»
+ October 15, 2008 03:37 PM +
Haiku 4 U
There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too!
  more»
+ October 09, 2008 04:15 PM +
I'm Not a Hippie
I'm trying to figure out what 'wishing I was still in utero' self-edited.

Newly found party control?
Newly found panty control?…  more»
+ October 01, 2008 10:46 AM +
I Believe That Animals Should Not Be Killed
If no one hunted deer, there'd be a population explosion of panty crickets. I, for one, would not care to see that happen (again).…  more»
+ October 01, 2008 10:33 AM +
Equals Life
I love bammana nilkshakes.

I love bratwurst.

Ernie Kovacs=Life  more»
+ September 25, 2008 05:01 PM +
Ultrasound Bookmark
Are you sure this isn't an entrance to the subway?  more»
+ September 15, 2008 04:44 PM +
Never Forget the Dinosaurs
There have been several great dinosaur Finds here. I guess dinosaurs have always been and always will be a great thing to find.  more»
+ September 15, 2008 04:42 PM +
Smart Women
The best thing about nipple covers is peeling them off.  more»
+ September 15, 2008 04:38 PM +
I Felt So Out of Place
We all feel out of place. That's what the booze is for.  more»
+ September 15, 2008 04:35 PM +











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