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A Ghost in the Lost and Found

About Me: "Here, I'm alive. I'm everything all of the time."


Best Sites Ever: Passive Agressive Notes, Pictures of Walls


All-Time Favorite Finds:

Ancient VIVI

July 24, 2007
Donkey Week

September 12, 2007
Bann Gass

September 22, 2007
Alive

January 05, 2007
The Best ...

May 24, 2007




Comments

Doughnut shop business plan.  more»
+ October 07, 2009 02:58 PM +
That's a helluva bucket list.

This Find is beggin' for our 'best line' contibutions.

"Hi.  more»
+ October 07, 2009 02:54 PM +
When t.p. just don't cut it.  more»
+ September 19, 2009 01:13 AM +
Dear Asshole,

You were my most delicate
and respected piece of skin.  more»
+ July 17, 2009 08:06 PM +
So what, did Church Lady follow Drunk & Disruptive around after she asked him to leave? And why would she get so close that she could smell his breath? Unless there's some even more sordid details left out of the report....  more»
+ July 04, 2009 10:03 PM +
How the fuck do you lose a tooth if you get kicked in the eye? I don't even want to think about where it was found.  more»
+ July 04, 2009 08:28 PM +
This is not a rabbit. It's a wide-open beaver.  more»
+ June 13, 2009 10:36 AM +
That's probably the only pussy that couch has ever seen.  more»
+ June 06, 2009 01:09 PM +
Sorry Ms Buxom.
I'm like a deer in the headlights when I talk to you.

(Is it chilly in here?)  more»
+ May 16, 2009 12:54 PM +
@ Just me,
Whaddya mean? You just WON that game.  more»
+ May 16, 2009 12:46 PM +
I'm thinking this is James Spader's lover.
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/2595  more»
+ January 31, 2009 10:02 AM +
Farmer, you'd probably get better aim with a 45.  more»
+ January 31, 2009 09:58 AM +
Just in case you needed another old song in your head...

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see,
There was something, in everything about you.
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me,
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you.  more»
+ December 29, 2008 12:03 PM +
Trust me kid, live a little before you make out your bucket list.  more»
+ December 28, 2008 12:35 PM +
What's caused me to repel, retreat and resign? It's my fear of committment. I need to stay free in case Cindy Crawford walks into my life.…  more»
+ November 30, 2008 12:16 PM +
I got news for you, Bub. Nothing makes the fucking smoking hotness disappear faster than a kid.  more»
+ November 30, 2008 12:08 PM +
Eat your heart out, baby.  more»
+ November 27, 2008 10:16 AM +
"When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name"

See you at Em's house over Christmas vacation.
  more»
+ November 03, 2008 01:02 PM +
Dearest H in a:

You don't sound like a holier than thou, pedantic asswhole at all. It's kind of like when someone says "fuck you" and fucking is the furthest thing from their mind.

Much love, (and by "love" I really mean "strongly appreciative of my right to express myself with whichever words I feel like using)
A Ghost in the Lost and Found  more»
+ November 03, 2008 12:57 PM +
Wondering in the outback,
"Orgasm" is what comes from mashing those two together.  more»
+ October 25, 2008 06:07 PM +
Flargy, it took some digging, but I finally found Foundmagazine's refund policy.

"Foundmaagine.com guarantees your satisfaction with our twice daily Finds of the Day.…  more»
+ October 25, 2008 06:04 PM +
So Flargy, what are you? Some kind of Ghostbuster?  more»
+ October 11, 2008 01:01 PM +
Hey lipstick,
I agree with one thing you said: "I assume you don't care." Go grab a veggie burger and chill.



  more»
+ October 01, 2008 02:17 PM +
That buzzert Steve, I'd like to send him to my taxidermist and watch him get stuffed.

Re:
http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/4721  more»
+ October 01, 2008 12:14 PM +
Yes, Grumpy. They just don't swallow.  more»
+ October 01, 2008 12:10 PM +












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