i have never seen such an attractive being in my life.
wow.
hot.  more»

i agree, the park is full of people. i tripped on someone sleeping in the park yesterday.  more»

ah what we have here folks is the wild toilet cat. thought to be related to the now extinct plunger lion, the toilet cat can be seen at times in 3rd world countries where modern day plumbing is scarce.…  more»

i am cool and badass
Nice, really, while keeping you at bay

i have always abhorred you
Seeing you peek in my window, that very
first day

Your words are absurd, my
Sweetheart is freaked out too

I gave you some clues, hints,
And some signs.

I hope this restraining ordered causes you
To repel, retreat, and resign

You scare me.





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perhaps i read far too much into it, but what if it turns out michael was really worried about the person's weight in regards to flying; airline flying that is.

dang they have strict weight regulation limits today. what if mike was trying to sneak them on?…  more»

personal experience- i was born on thanksgiving. so each year it became tradition that my brother and i got turkey instead of cake. a nice combo of the two.…  more»

this kid already has it all wrong, taking over the world is a 12 step process, not 11. silly.

Step 12:Make clone of self for back up.  more»

-i hate those stupid bunny/dog/cat/furry creature notepads

-thanksgiving will be amok without the milk


-disclaimer: please don't tell me that hate is a strong word, i've heard that speech before  more»

a jeff- "a Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone." (urban dictionary)

clearly whatever boy dropped this note knew what awaited him after 7th period gym class. he placed it in the number one spot because he is positive he will encounter a "jeff."…  more»

this may seem like a cat to the untrained eye, but really it's a sabre tooth tiger.

note the way it sits upon it's haunches, and the primitive setting it is found in: the great yellow sun, the out of control green wild life, and the two left over pelts of the beavers (perhaps, i can't tell between beavers or otters...) it has recently devoured.…  more»

Chuck Norris is an angel.
And I love that he is wearing a top hat.

Chuck Norris Fact- "The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends""

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@ effie.
hahaha i thought the same thing for a moment  more»

aww a pregnant teen girl wrote to the baby she is carrying and she can't wait to see it! Now that is just sweet.

though i can't believe a teacher tried to give her detention for her shirt not being tucked in; for real, pretty much, omg, that is just gay.…  more»

@ Matt.

I think it's safe to look. I'm pretty sure it's a girl.…  more»