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Dungeon Master Seeks Sheep, Tap Shoes
what do the * mean? why does she/he not know if she/he needs new sneakers? why are tap shoes parenthetical?…  more»
+ December 07, 2008 10:15 AM +
Blue Note
@something in my eye, i would like to think that our spies have a little better grasp on their literacy. maybe? hopefully?…  more»
+ December 07, 2008 09:57 AM +
PLEASE Do Not Smoke in This Car. Dad
i agree with fooch. which means i agree with geek.

although, the kids better listen and obey 'cause their dad is zorro...…  more»
+ December 06, 2008 11:00 AM +
Official Wall-Ball Rules
@ just me in my house, and there was nothing better than than beating a bunch of boys at their playground game, having them change the rules, then beating them at the new rules and having them all quit and call their own game stupid.

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+ December 06, 2008 10:56 AM +
High Light Special
this is a coded note between mobsters as the anagram of the list is;

e, harkin. big rats. emendable.…  more»
+ December 05, 2008 09:31 AM +
Limpy Floppy Love Note
maybe he's limpy because he's strained a muscle through repetitive movements because he wears the suit all the time and his wife can't get enough of him when he wears it. possibly why it has to be at drycleaners as well.…  more»
+ December 05, 2008 09:24 AM +
Small Town Beauty
i look at this and all i see is a corrupt, middle class, ellitist.…  more»
+ December 04, 2008 11:44 AM +
Filthy Pigs
leninist-maoist? sounds like someone's a little jealous of the filthy pigs power and would like to oppress some corrupt, ellitist middle class bourgeoisie.

WORKERS OF ALL LEXINGTON COUNTY UNITE!  more»
+ December 04, 2008 11:42 AM +
2 Fat Kid
@ hiplainsdrifter, you're right. jim gaffigan loves cake more than me.…  more»
+ December 03, 2008 12:08 PM +
mmmmm.... cake! i am neither fat nor a kid, but it's hard for me to imagine anyone loving cake more than me.…  more»
+ December 03, 2008 10:38 AM +
Chanci
research has shown that music rhythm and rhyme has an enormous part to play in a child's early development. chanci's parents must have played jo jingles for her/him when s/he was in early childhood.…  more»
+ December 03, 2008 10:32 AM +
Can't We Still Get Along?
i never knew that there were different species of people. that sure helps explain some things. for instance, "people" who like liver and onions.…  more»
+ December 02, 2008 10:42 AM +
Smooth Operator
tony/cash is smooth... if you scare girls in the library they can't tell you off loudly or run away screaming.  more»
+ December 01, 2008 10:17 AM +
No One Is White Power
@sammy davis jr, i think it's written on a police report. not that i would know what a disturbing the peace police report looks like. uh-huh.…  more»
+ December 01, 2008 10:02 AM +
Love Poem 5/19
i blame shakespeare for this. and all the middle and high school teachers who make every one of us read romeo and juliet. and disney for the lie of fairy tales.…  more»
+ November 30, 2008 11:16 AM +
What Does He Really Think of Me?
@ jan and fooch, i think maybe you are selling yourselves short. i was, am and always will be fucking smoking hot. anyone who doesn't agree can go settle for less.…  more»
+ November 30, 2008 11:05 AM +
I Don't Want You Telling Anyone
@ woody, thanks for the memories of the best wooing love song ever. cheers!

i'm with your mom in the bayou on this one; kelly is a asswhole, stalker type trying to make someone's life who dumped him miserable.  more»
+ November 29, 2008 11:05 AM +
I'm Not Too Fat to Fly
michael, michael, michael... when she asks you, "does this make me look fat?" the answer is ALWAYS "no."…  more»
+ November 29, 2008 10:48 AM +
For Tom
oh, it is absolutely killing me that both pictures in the room are not hanging straight! i am going to have to invent a time machine and go back and straighten those.

@ librarian, thanks for the belly laughs.  more»
+ November 28, 2008 09:22 PM +
Get Up!!! Give Praise
Prayer Reigns Indecency Down Everywhere?

Pants Raised Improperly; Dude! Excellent!…  more»
+ November 28, 2008 09:14 PM +
With All My Heart
brings new meaning to the phrase, "eat your heart out."

i would set new world records for break-up speed if i received a photo like this.  more»
+ November 27, 2008 06:23 PM +
Family Planning
i was born on the 12th because the doctor gave my mom the choice of the 12th or waiting until the 16th. he wouldn't deliver me on friday the 13th and had the weekend off. for some reason she didn't want to stay pregnant for an extra 4 days.…  more»
+ November 27, 2008 11:56 AM +
Ahh, Life Is Good, Fellas
he's holding an empty liquor bottle in his left hand.

A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread-and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness-
O, Wilderness were Paradise enow!

now let's get this honeymoon started!!  more»
+ November 26, 2008 10:09 AM +
Plan to Take Over World
the world is run by an evil board of directors consisting of liberace, microsoft, bungie, all germans, all fifth graders and michael jackson and this person is going to kill them all with spartans and take over for herself? sweet.

step one should be "start a nuclear bomb factory."…  more»
+ November 26, 2008 09:58 AM +
Getting Ready for Thanksgiving
thanks fooch! i hope you enjoy your thanksgiving as well; may you have much for which to be thankful.…  more»
+ November 25, 2008 10:43 AM +











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