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Pastor Z in Southeastern NC

About Me: I am a Methodist minister and cartoonist, married to a professional clown. I became a first-time dad at 44 and have two daughters (4 and 1-1/2). The Lord has been good to me, in spite of me.


Best Sites Ever: Church Mice - a Christian Comic, Skeedaddle the Clown



Comments

I've got the waterproofness of Spongebob Squarepants.  more»
+ February 05, 2009 11:03 AM +
I envision this guy at home writing out the top two thirds of this on several index cards and sticking them into his shirt pocket before heading to the pub. After a few drinks, he is feeling beginning to feel attractive, so he picks out a woman, pulls out a card, scribbles something at the bottom of the card and hands it to her. Expecting her to laugh at his clever wit, he is repeatedly disappointed as he gets a drink thrown in his face.…  more»
+ January 18, 2009 07:00 AM +
I forgot to ask... what the heck IS #19?
Omil?…  more»
+ January 07, 2009 04:09 PM +
@ Blended:
Touche' on #19.  more»
+ January 07, 2009 04:06 PM +
@ Sammy Davis -

Owwwww! But it probably worked better than a Major Matt Mason.  more»
+ January 02, 2009 01:47 PM +
When I was in junior high school, I walked around the end of an aisle in a Winn Dixie and ran smack into a guy in a six-foot-tall Twinkie the Kid costume. It scared the creamy filling right outta me.…  more»
+ November 22, 2008 06:44 PM +
@Gina -

It says "Keys in mailbox..."
At first I thought it was "Keep" too!

I never realized that Jennifer Aniston and her "Friends" persona actually left each other notes.  more»
+ November 21, 2008 06:18 AM +
It's the Clown College Class of 1970. They're all in the car.…  more»
+ November 11, 2008 03:55 PM +
I was about one-third into downloading the latest FOUND home page when this note fell from between the other web pages and covered the "Back in 5" note. Not only was it wonderfully post-modern to find a note within a website on found notes, but the note itself has some intriguing, artful properties: orange fabric-paper; a simple breakfast recipe, "Folk (star) Cat"; and a reassuring, almost smug feline who, despite his gastric bypass surgery, is still as big as a house.  more»
+ November 08, 2008 06:52 AM +
@ Effie:

It's like in a Spongebob Squarepants cartoon. They're underwater, but they can still throw water balloons or cry or pour glasses of water when necessary for the plot line. There's even one episode where Spongebob is a lifeguard at an underwater beach with an underwater ocean...…  more»
+ November 07, 2008 11:45 PM +
The haiku composed
by Sticky Note in the Wind
binds me like cheddar.  more»
+ November 07, 2008 07:03 AM +
@ Bee:
The song is "Hooked on a Feeling by a band called Blue Suede. If you don't recall the song from the radio in the 70s, then you probably remember it from a Listerine commercial in the early 90s. It was one of the most awesome one-hit-wonders of all time.  more»
+ November 07, 2008 06:55 AM +
@ Feeling:

Eating too much cheddar on the sandwich could produce the same results as getting schlacked!

As Mama Z used to say, "Blessed be the cheese that binds."  more»
+ November 07, 2008 06:51 AM +
@ beeswax and simone:

I often have dreams where I cannot get from the front door of the church to the pulpit before the end of the church service, or if I DO get to the pulpit, my sermon is gone. I have that dream a lot - and so do my other pastor friends. We like to pass it around like a bad cold.  more»
+ November 06, 2008 07:25 PM +
There was this one time at band camp...

Actually, our band (the Wolfpack Marching Band of NC State, circa 1981) was so potent that I now can't hear worth a flip. What?  more»
+ November 06, 2008 07:19 PM +
One day in 11th grade Chemistry, I was doodling instead of listening to our teacher Mrs. McKay talking about how we could remember that "Sb" was the chemical symbol for antimony because it was used in eyebrow pencils (huh?!). Though her explanation seemed ludicrous, my artwork that day was masterful: a finely executed pencil drawing of Mrs.…  more»
+ November 06, 2008 07:50 AM +
Justin's artwork has not been selling. His last show netted him a total of $14.63, and he has another gallery opening on Monday.…  more»
+ November 05, 2008 09:18 AM +
Maybe the badge she's supposed to be wearing is a big scarlet "A" ?  more»
+ November 04, 2008 12:33 PM +
@ fooch:

Brings to mind when the city of Raleigh announced we were getting an NHL franchise some years back. We had a contest in my office to come up with a name for the new team. The winning entry was "The Raleigh Iceholes."…  more»
+ November 04, 2008 12:29 PM +
@ Librarian:

And I've got it on good authority that He drinks His coffee black. And no decaf for Him - He's the God who never seeps.  more»
+ October 30, 2008 07:11 AM +
Hey! You found my notes for this week's sermon!…  more»
+ October 30, 2008 05:54 AM +
@ Drinking in an Irish Bar:

Mice aren't creepy and neither are clowns. I draw a comic strip about a mouse, and I'm married to a professional clown. She (the wife, not the mouse) went to clown college about fifteen years ago and has been working as a children's entertainer ever since.  more»
+ October 27, 2008 12:01 PM +
Sorry -
Try: www.churchmice.net and look at this week's cartoon.  more»
+ October 25, 2008 10:09 PM +
Mind if I interject my take on American politics?

http://www.zorowski.com/churchmice/web/ccdotco  more»
+ October 25, 2008 09:39 PM +
Sorry for the double post!  more»
+ October 24, 2008 05:59 PM +












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