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About Me: I am a Methodist minister and cartoonist, married to a professional clown. I became a first-time dad at 44 and have two daughters (4 and 1-1/2). The Lord has been good to me, in spite of me.
Best Sites Ever:
Church Mice - a Christian Comic,
Skeedaddle the Clown
We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Omil? more»
Touche' on #19. more»
Owwwww! But it probably worked better than a Major Matt Mason. more»
It says "Keys in mailbox..."
At first I thought it was "Keep" too!
I never realized that Jennifer Aniston and her "Friends" persona actually left each other notes. more»
It's like in a Spongebob Squarepants cartoon. They're underwater, but they can still throw water balloons or cry or pour glasses of water when necessary for the plot line. There's even one episode where Spongebob is a lifeguard at an underwater beach with an underwater ocean... more»
by Sticky Note in the Wind
binds me like cheddar. more»
The song is "Hooked on a Feeling by a band called Blue Suede. If you don't recall the song from the radio in the 70s, then you probably remember it from a Listerine commercial in the early 90s. It was one of the most awesome one-hit-wonders of all time. more»
Eating too much cheddar on the sandwich could produce the same results as getting schlacked!
As Mama Z used to say, "Blessed be the cheese that binds." more»
I often have dreams where I cannot get from the front door of the church to the pulpit before the end of the church service, or if I DO get to the pulpit, my sermon is gone. I have that dream a lot - and so do my other pastor friends. We like to pass it around like a bad cold. more»
Actually, our band (the Wolfpack Marching Band of NC State, circa 1981) was so potent that I now can't hear worth a flip. What? more»
Brings to mind when the city of Raleigh announced we were getting an NHL franchise some years back. We had a contest in my office to come up with a name for the new team. The winning entry was "The Raleigh Iceholes." more»
And I've got it on good authority that He drinks His coffee black. And no decaf for Him - He's the God who never seeps. more»
Mice aren't creepy and neither are clowns. I draw a comic strip about a mouse, and I'm married to a professional clown. She (the wife, not the mouse) went to clown college about fifteen years ago and has been working as a children's entertainer ever since. more»
Try: www.churchmice.net and look at this week's cartoon. more»
http://www.zorowski.com/churchmice/web/ccdotco more»