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Cowering in the corner because I'm a bad girl.

About Me: I'm really a man. A 45 year old single, pale, and balding man typing from the musty basement of my mother's house.

...just kidding! {insert winkeepoo}


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Incrimination
@ looking for my lost shaker of salt in Fiji

I totally almost said "it's not brain science" this morning to one of our corportate lawyers. DOH!  more»
+ October 03, 2008 05:07 PM +
Fine! It *may* very well be an innocent list for cleaning up mildew, but uh... it would be the smoking gun if found in a murder suspect's house--FO SHIZZLE!…  more»
+ October 03, 2008 12:04 PM +
Dear Andrew
Where in the h-e-double-hockey-sticks are you guys reading "Dear Andrew"? I'm SO confused...  more»
+ October 03, 2008 09:19 AM +
...am I seriously the only one who read this thinking it was a girl talking to another girl about their first sexual experience together and the *very first* lesbian experience for recipient of this sticky note? Now I see the way the rest of you saw it, but...…  more»
+ October 02, 2008 04:07 PM +
I Believe That Animals Should Not Be Killed
"Oh! The theme I've been waiting for all my life. Listen to this sentence: "I believe this because with all the technology we have today we should be able to slow down their reproductive system or even spay some of the species and leave others fertile to keep the animal from extinction and also animals have become very beneficial in out lives why would we want to slaughter them and leave them for the buzzards / or taxadermies".…  more»
+ October 01, 2008 01:47 PM +
I'm Not a Hippie
P.P. P. S.…  more»
+ October 01, 2008 09:26 AM +
Good Eraser
Ah, the good ol' days... I sometimes wish I could forget some of the stupid/slutty things I did as a teenager...

To 'darkshines in The cupboard under the stairs': It probably doesn't just say drunk because it doesn't *mean* just drunk (no alcohol involved).…  more»
+ September 30, 2008 01:49 PM +
Painting of George
George is either Jewish or blind (because that toupee looks TOTALLY unnatural). ;)

I don't think it's creepy. Then again, I haven't seen if George's eyes follow you around the room.…  more»
+ September 30, 2008 08:59 AM +
Gin Soxs
It's a Wonderful Life. Google=life (wait... that was a few days ago...)  more»
+ September 29, 2008 01:18 PM +
I can't help but wonder what Maddox would say...

http://tinyurl.com/akjf8

http://tinyurl.com/9g6ys  more»
+ September 29, 2008 12:45 PM +
Least Appropriate Use of Comic Sans
10 hours of crack-cocaine binge for free?! F-K YEAH!…  more»
+ September 29, 2008 12:01 PM +
37 Cents
Uh... this is a highschooler's handwriting?! It looks somehwere in between my five year old's and my eight year old boy's handwriting.  more»
+ September 29, 2008 11:54 AM +
Viola?
Initially I thought that the extension cord and condoms were separate because they were non-food items (I separate my lists according to genre because I'm OCD like that, but then I realized that they probably aren't eating napkins, washing detergent, or tampons... then again, they are Nascar fans {shrug}.  more»
+ September 29, 2008 11:47 AM +
Never - Ever
I think it's the actual "hold slip" thing that's throwing you all off. Clever of her, but the writer should have just gone ahead and handed him this note on a "Guilt Trip" slip.  more»
+ September 26, 2008 02:19 PM +
Bad Housekeeper
p.s. try not to think about how I knew your maiden name and your current address...

Christians are creepy!  more»
+ September 26, 2008 08:33 AM +
Equals Life
Thanks, Dess in Atlanta, I can no longer pretend I'm working because I'm laughing so hard. "less than three". Genius!…  more»
+ September 25, 2008 01:23 PM +
Dmitri, Heartbreaker
Laughing. SO. Hard @ Turbo.…  more»
+ September 25, 2008 01:05 PM +











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