Wow. That's got to be the worst essay I've ever seen. My head hurts now.…  more»

This find is crazy. Potinually the person writing it had a multiple personality disorder and was yelling things at himself.…  more»

At least you know that no matter what you do, Uno still loves you. Sigh... what unconditional love!…  more»

"you're almost as cute as me"... well, aren't we full of ourselves! That will have her begging to go out with him.  more»

I think the funniest part is that not only the building is flying through space... so is the lawn/concrete in front of the building, thin and delicate but speeding through the universe while dodging numerous hedgehogs/stars. I'm trying to imagine what the drive-thru of such a Taco Bell location would be like.…  more»

Anonymous notes like that (having nothing to do with the addressee) are creeeeeepy. Too bad they didn't leave a return address so you can't write them an anonymous creepy note back.…  more»

@tired: So true. We could all be her. I would have been her if I had dated at a young age...…  more»

This is the best find ever! I laughed so hard... It's funny that some random passersby tried to extricate the duck, failed, wrote a note on a lunch bag, and then the duck mysteriously disappeared.…  more»