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Jan in the Midwest

About Me: My profile: Barrymoresque...but Ethel of late vintage, dammit.


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Talk about your lousy tips!

A small observation: Shake up the soup/sal and you get "spousal."

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+ August 20, 2008 12:40 AM +
The Web
The mythical Green Man has gotten a makeover.  more»
+ August 15, 2008 01:02 AM +
Wisk You Away
More than likely, he'll whisk the dress away.  more»
+ August 15, 2008 12:50 AM +
A Purple Pen
A line drawn by a purple pen often denotes the journey that the plastic surgeon's scalpel will travel.  more»
+ August 13, 2008 01:12 AM +
A Neat Life
Where, where is this SANE place? I'd like to spend a long weekend there.…  more»
+ August 11, 2008 10:45 AM +
The Problem with People Is
If I was in the next booth at the restaurant eavesdropping on the conversation, I'd assume someone was reinterpreting the lyrics to John Lennon's "Imagine."  more»
+ August 06, 2008 12:29 AM +
Saturday School
5pm, 2/16/07, Taylor's Mom: "Goddammit, Taylor, why in the hell do you keep getting in trouble for same stupid ass stuff? You're just like your father, that son of a bitch."
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+ August 05, 2008 12:22 AM +
CONFIDENTIAL!!!
School secretaries know everything about everybody.  more»
+ August 02, 2008 01:31 AM +
70 Cards and Envelopes
Is Louis one of those rare guys who is helping write thank you notes from his recent wedding to the ultra-psyched Christine? If so, she'll show her appreciation...and it won't be in writing.…  more»
+ August 02, 2008 01:28 AM +
Beloved
I think she's gazing at this fellow:

http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/1211  more»
+ August 01, 2008 07:50 PM +
Forever and Always
The evidence suggests that Subway's corporate spokesman, Jared, has taken his diet of Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwiches too far.  more»
+ July 30, 2008 12:04 AM +
Ten Items
Going with the grooming theme of the right column, I think "Jolene" is Jolen Creme Bleach, used to make the hirsuteness of m'lady's upper lip less noticeable.  more»
+ July 29, 2008 01:26 PM +
Happy Spaniels
Something about the brunette says "shampoo commercial" to me.  more»
+ July 26, 2008 12:26 AM +
Things To Cut
Don't cut these things--combine them. Spend the weekend doing choreographed horseback riding while discussing Bible passages in front of a no doubt captivated crowd of Christian youth. I'd watch, if only for the dancing horse.…  more»
+ July 16, 2008 12:47 PM +
What I Value in a Partner
If this woman finds a man with these desired traits, she will ultimately emasculate him. Stay away, guys. Stay away.…  more»
+ July 10, 2008 11:05 AM +
Forgotten Marlboros
This is almost word-for-word what I said to my family when they left me behind at a neighbor's barbeque when I was about 5 years old. Yeah, we had a big family - all the more reason to notice that there was more room than usual in the Ambassador station wagon!…  more»
+ July 02, 2008 12:18 AM +
Make Your Choices Wisely
Gee, someone doesn't care for the Book of Mormon, or maybe it was the Book of Norman.

Whatever - it looks like a dig at Bill Marriott's religious practices. My, heavens - can I say that?  more»
+ July 02, 2008 12:12 AM +
Dear Mom
Sympathetic Comment: I feel for this child.

Sarcastic Comment: Evidently this camp is out of range of a cell tower.  more»
+ June 26, 2008 12:12 AM +
Aspartame
"Sucks to your ass-partame!"  more»
+ June 26, 2008 12:06 AM +
Portrait of a Havanero
Okay, we know Morgan Freeman has had a long and varied career. I wonder if he narrates all the nature documentaries in Cuba, too.…  more»
+ June 24, 2008 12:19 AM +
Boinked???
Oh, lighten up on ol' Gil. I'm glad to see that he was gettin' some. Now, Todd...that's…  more»
+ June 24, 2008 12:17 AM +
Cross-eyed Christmas
The American family prototype is fading away.  more»
+ June 19, 2008 02:11 PM +
Mm... Unicorn
Well, with the tramp-stamp on her hindquarters, the unicorn is going to get a few lustful stares.…  more»
+ June 19, 2008 02:07 PM +
Ghetto Food
This Find has left me aggitated, aggravated, and strangely invigorated, and that's no exaggeration.  more»
+ June 17, 2008 11:37 AM +
Kitty
QueenVelveeta: That's a turtle's head, either ceramic or stuffed - hard to say.…  more»
+ June 16, 2008 11:09 PM +











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