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About Me: Proud American, who speaks with a drawl, loves tequila shots with just salt, my tabby cat, needlework, crime shows on TV (CSI, Law & Order, etc), NASCAR races and driving my '94 Subaru that's got a stick shift and over 241,000 miles on the odometer (all of which I put on there) and still gets 30 MPG. When I win beaucoup bucks in the lottery, I'll live in Key West in the winter and Skagway, Alaska, in the summer and the party will be on my street. Y'all are all invited!

As of the Vernal Equinox 2008:
I'm married to the same person for 23 years.
I've lived in the same house for 24 years.
I have a cat, but no children.
I've worked for the same company for 29 years.

I am the most stable person you know. Be afraid. Be very afraid.


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Comments

This made me laugh. It's like some one whining, "I really was supposed to be a Leo, but I came out a Virgo. It's so not my fault!"  more»
+ July 03, 2008 06:48 AM +
Dang, Mona, you know how to find them. So sorry about your hubby. (*wink*)

As for the find, this note seems like a written "Pardon me" after jostling someone at the mall.…  more»
+ July 03, 2008 06:44 AM +
I vaguely recall the Marlboro jingle, but now have the Chesterfield's "a silly millimeter longer 101s" slogan replaying again and again over the background music of "No Matter What Shape" by the T-Bones (which was used by Benson & Hedges) playing over and over in my poor widdle head. And all because of trying to remember the Marlboro jingle.  more»
+ July 02, 2008 12:04 PM +
Lars, have to have Kama Sutra.  more»
+ July 02, 2008 07:41 AM +
Wasn't this one posted earlier in the year?
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+ July 02, 2008 05:51 AM +
tiffanyt, he's not doing anything but describing the location. Get over yourself.…  more»
+ July 01, 2008 05:45 PM +
Good choice, Smallbear! Because aren't all nuns gulls?

*ducks and runs for cover*  more»
+ July 01, 2008 05:24 PM +
I like the logic in baby basil's reasoning behind Mama and Papa, but I don't feel that there are actual children involved. IMO, these are late-teen, early-twenty-somethings that are shacking up (or whatever they call it these days) with cat(s) and/or kittens. Or perhaps, hamsters (or humpsters as a friend's elderly mother called 'em.)…  more»
+ July 01, 2008 02:56 PM +
Thank you, alan! Once it started I recognized it as something I'd heard before. But, I kept the volume low so it wouldn't get stuck in my synappers or neurotic neurons.…  more»
+ July 01, 2008 01:43 PM +
Time for your graphology lesson, Heather Elaine (and anyone else interested, which should be everyone of you since we're always eyeballin' notes from random stangers):

An i with no dot i indicates a person who starts but seldom finishes anything. Heavy dotted i’s i indicate an aggressive person and where the dot is a circle i a vain person is indicated. The high dot i leads us to determine a high level of imagination with the low dot i indicating a person who can perform tasks to the end.…  more»
+ July 01, 2008 11:13 AM +
Ah! It's Sister Bertrille! Alan, would you pass The Flying Nun theme over here when you're finished with it?…  more»
+ July 01, 2008 11:01 AM +
Flargy, IMO the puckered starfish is actually the first known likeness of a true "butt head".

(I can't believe I just typed that!)  more»
+ June 30, 2008 07:14 AM +
Wow! Who knew that chinchillas meowed? This has change my concept of the Order of the World.…  more»
+ June 30, 2008 06:01 AM +
This is so funny. Carl sounds like bad news on the hoof. Or, perhaps he's already dating someone else known to the writer.…  more»
+ June 29, 2008 12:21 AM +
I'm glad to read Mary was leaving town (the sooner the better). Notes like that are scary and make one want to apply for a CW permit.

And, you just leave my Damn Fine alone, you pervert.  more»
+ June 28, 2008 08:10 AM +
The only way the sender-inner could have known so many details of the back story and that ~A is Ashley is if she knew these sad, pathetic folks and their disfunction relationship (IMO Brandon sounds like he has a problem that could be adddressed by AA meetings) or she actually IS Ashley. The last choice is the sickest since that she'd be sharing her tawdry little life with the world hoping we'd find it enjoyable. *shudder*

Enjoyable wasn't a word that popped (or pooped, as first typed) into my mind when I read this tripe.  more»
+ June 28, 2008 08:04 AM +
Using my Tiny Eyes© setting to read the printing at the bottom of the sheet of paper, the note pad came from Selco.org, a credit union in west central Oregon.

Perhaps the top portion was being saved for a stick-up note?…  more»
+ June 27, 2008 06:00 AM +
My mind was going in the same direction as Farmer. And then took a left and ended up at teleconferencing with a newbie leading the show. Noob's mentor was making signs for coaching purposes.…  more»
+ June 27, 2008 05:52 AM +
Flargy and Curious, the last line "Always pray so god will help you too" seems to imply that the write thinks Mom is still among the living. Unless passed souls can still pray and be helped by God. Is that possible?…  more»
+ June 26, 2008 09:30 AM +
Aspartame in coffee is pointless since it breaks down under heat. That's why you can't bake or cook with it.…  more»
+ June 26, 2008 07:05 AM +
IMO, "R" is a quirky capital "I" where the pen never picks up between making the top slash and the one on the bottom.  more»
+ June 26, 2008 06:49 AM +
I agree with Effie; the handwriting has too many personal quirks to be that of a child.

That being said, this is a heart wrenching note, that was never meant to be sent since the writer doesn't know where Mom is. Perhaps the writer was working through issues brought about from being left at camp long ago and stirred up by comforting a little one in the here and now that also felt abandoned by the one they needed the most.…  more»
+ June 26, 2008 06:12 AM +
Aspartame also is known to cause depression in those prone to it.

When aspartame first came out as an alternative to saccharine I jokingly said that after everyone became addicted to it the nebulous scientific They would find out aspartame causes AIDS. OK, so it wasn't AIDS, but it's not good for you.…  more»
+ June 26, 2008 06:06 AM +
I'm so truly sorry, mona lisa.

@alan, thank you for starting my morning with an actual laugh. Unsavory like, indeed!  more»
+ June 25, 2008 07:03 AM +
Ditto what wise Jonathan said.

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+ June 25, 2008 06:28 AM +












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