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Flargy in New Haven, CT

About Me: Lifelong Jerk


Best Sites Ever: Fat Chicks in Party Hats


All-Time Favorite Finds:

I Sed So

July 18, 2006 		Blue Whale

June 10, 2007 		Got Fire

April 17, 2006
Robot ...

May 04, 2008 		Clean Friends ...

July 17, 2007




Comments

Kentucky Girls
For the uninitiated...here's the origin of the red pen references:

http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/883

Start with Eggs1234's comment at 9:46 AM.…  more»
+ September 05, 2008 10:50 AM +
How nice.

Alan...you do know about red correcting pens, don't you?  more»
+ September 05, 2008 08:02 AM +
I'd Like to Do This with You
I might find this interesting (albeit in a sickeningly cutesy kind of way) if the form was handwritten, as opposed to pre-printed and mass produced. To me, this is about as exciting as a picture of a scratch-off lottery ticket (winner or loser, it makes no difference).  more»
+ September 05, 2008 07:42 AM +
The Dotes Are the Ships
Al, I always thought it was "terminal agony."

Was Weird Al in the Toons? I know I could google it, but it's more fun to find out from a real person.  more»
+ September 04, 2008 08:38 PM +
One Horse
Two Horse
Red Horse
Blue Horse
Oh shit! Here comes the Apocalypse!  more»
+ September 04, 2008 03:10 PM +
Shopping and Guys
Damn, Night! Nice work! Anyway...…  more»
+ September 04, 2008 12:50 PM +
The Dotes Are the Ships
Somebody needs to get this guy a public access TV show, and fast! Before the next astro-biblical spaceship catastrophe, anyway.

mlm, I had never heard the word "foolscap" before either.  more»
+ September 04, 2008 09:04 AM +
Butt Buddy
Obviously, the first writer is Biz Markie. (Extra credit in Physical Science for anyone who gets the reference.)

The very last line sums up the entire conversation.  more»
+ September 04, 2008 08:12 AM +
Beneath Me, Too
Fooch, I see your point. However, for an even more striking (startling, even) resemblance, search Google images for "Rosa DeLauro" and "proboscis monkey." That right there shoots the creationists' case straight to Hell (or whatever the Darwinian equivalent of Hell is).  more»
+ September 03, 2008 09:43 PM +
I'm gonna go ahead and ask you all to knock it off with the corporatese. My skill set dictates that I can open a can of whoopass on you if you don't cool it. I'm not gonna just think outside the box, I'm gonna kick all your asses outside the box and right back into it again.…  more»
+ September 03, 2008 01:34 PM +
Alexa's Death Threat
Wendy, I would prefer that you call me Jack. And I don't think you want to talk to me right now anyway. All work and no play is making me a dull boy.…  more»
+ September 03, 2008 01:29 PM +
Beneath Me, Too
Dear Elitist Fuck (the poster, not the note writer),

Regarding those terms (especially the second and fourth ones)...I'm with ya! Oops, I don't like that one either.…  more»
+ September 03, 2008 11:13 AM +
L...what are you talking about? I was replying to the find, not to John.…  more»
+ September 03, 2008 08:19 AM +
Alexa's Death Threat

Wendy, I was just making believe when I said I was gonna bash your brains in. Bash 'em right the fuck in. Now gimme the bat.  more»
+ September 03, 2008 07:14 AM +
Beneath Me, Too
Actually, it is just you, you elitist fuck.  more»
+ September 03, 2008 07:05 AM +
Cartweels
For one month, your child will come home doing cartwheels (kind of like the old man in that "knick knack paddy whack" song).

When that one month is over, you'll have to send them back for retraining (for an additional $20,00).  more»
+ August 31, 2008 11:28 AM +
The Final Word or Words
This person should not be allowed access to writing utensils ever again.  more»
+ August 31, 2008 11:19 AM +
That Gentle S-Curve
The Found van must have passed through Philly on at least one of its tours...Travis, that wasn't a homeless man doling out the dumpster goodies.  more»
+ August 31, 2008 10:59 AM +
I hate when I go out fishing and all I catch is a banana. Or maybe he's trying to catch lake monkeys, and the banana is bait.  more»
+ August 31, 2008 10:55 AM +
Jameson with a Shot of Salt Water
At first I thought it said "Dear Jerk,"

That would have been a nice touch.  more»
+ August 30, 2008 10:15 AM +
Gorey Jesus
I don't know if he's Jesus, but he's undeniably a crackhead.

Good point, Turbo. Unless Jesus rocked some remarkable de-wrinkling magic on it.  more»
+ August 29, 2008 07:40 AM +
Old and Blind
And her husband is 89 with hairy palms. Despite everything they tried - and try they did - it turned out that they just weren't compatible.…  more»
+ August 28, 2008 07:46 AM +
1-2-3! Dance Routine Finale?
I love the "crucified cheerleader" game! The only thing better is the "decapitated football player" game!  more»
+ August 27, 2008 12:56 PM +
Really Sensitive
I really resent Blake for generalizing my entire home state like this. While there are plenty of sweater-wearing, ponytail-having, acoustic guitar-strumming dudes to be found here, but there are more than enough of us jaded, cynical fucks than you can shake a stick at.  more»
+ August 24, 2008 09:12 PM +
Ruh-Roh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
MAKE IT STOP!!!  more»
+ August 23, 2008 11:03 AM +











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