I Want Your Life

Found while working at Target. I couldn’t decide if it was a song, a poem, an ode. Whatever. But it was pretty deep.

Can’t Drink at Dagger’s

I found this two-sided note in the gutter one sunny wintery morning, just outside the bar Dagger’s mentioned on the note. It’s a systematic run-down of all of the things that suck in this person’s life, complete with handwriting that goes all to hell over the course of the enumeration. Here I thought I was … Continued


Found floating down a stream in rural Indiana, near the Illinois border. Not your usual place for a princess, well-dressed or not.

Suiside Door

I found this next to my neighbor’s mailbox.

What the…?

Found this in a vintage store.

Why Me?

There was a group home for women down the street from us. I found this while shoveling snow. I was about to dispose of it when I read the last item.

That Box

This note was flapping down the beach by the North Avenue pier. I was with Nicole and Claire. It was a clear, windy day- Thursday May 11, 2000. This note is written on the back of a blue piece of stationary from a Secretarial-Bookkeeping Service in Kansas City. Of all the cryptic, inexplicable phrased I … Continued

I Don’t Hate Jesus

I found this note rolled up inside a sock on my front doorstep.

Chinese John Lennon

I hope Chinese John Lennon can find a way to take the ferry to Hamilton Ontario, otherwise Paul Ming will have to break up the band and form Chinese Wing.

Check on the Graves

I found this little note while cleaning out my desk at work. I am pretty sure a child wrote it from the handwriting and content. I like the bit about tell me if the wind is still blowing. Thought it was a cute, yet disturbing, look into the secret lives of children.