I Don’t Get Paid To Sit On Babies

Found this hidden in between several folded pages inside of a textbook in my English class. Seems like an in-class journal entry at first, but then you notice the giant F—. Probably a joke between friends. I’d love to know where this spawned from.

Oprah Story

Found this in a mall parking lot. I think it’s pretty funny. I’m curious as to what will happen next.

Paul?

I found this on Chesterton Road next to Jesus Green.

Yelling Procedure

I’m taking (disappointing) adult vo-tech classes at Onondaga Cortland Madison BOCES that started before the regular school year in a mixed-use facility. This was posted outside one of the classrooms used for public school special ed children.

Incrimination

I found this list at Wal-Mart. Should I have worn gloves when I picked it up, or do I just watch too many crime drama shows?

From the Sexy Table

I found this on the hallway floor in my junior high school. I think I know some of the people in this note, which makes me think I should reevaluate my group of friends.

I Want Your Life

Found while working at Target. I couldn’t decide if it was a song, a poem, an ode. Whatever. But it was pretty deep.

Can’t Drink at Dagger’s

I found this two-sided note in the gutter one sunny wintery morning, just outside the bar Dagger’s mentioned on the note. It’s a systematic run-down of all of the things that suck in this person’s life, complete with handwriting that goes all to hell over the course of the enumeration. Here I thought I was … Continued

Citation

Found floating down a stream in rural Indiana, near the Illinois border. Not your usual place for a princess, well-dressed or not.