Kill Bill

CAUTION: YOU CAN’T UN-SEE THIS LETTER. I found this while splitting firewood in my backyard, in the city. As I took a break to drink some water and while sitting in the alley, this letter was on the ground next to the firewood stack. I picked it up and found it strange that this apparently … Continued

House/Dorm Room Company

I can’t figure out if it’s serious or not, and I can’t figure out who is supposed to pay whom for the “talk, cuddle and emotion” listed at the bottom. If you can’t read it, the bottom says: “One month – $200 One month with talk, cuddle and emotions – $300 One month with talk, … Continued

Chinese John Lennon

I hope Chinese John Lennon can find a way to take the ferry to Hamilton Ontario, otherwise Paul Ming will have to break up the band and form Chinese Wing.

Monkey Brain Bomb

I found this at the used book store where I work. We find cool stuff all the time but this is probably my favorite. Hmm, maybe I’ll start a magazine with all the stuff I find in used books. Nah, it’d never fly.

Hawaii Fixation

I wonder if this was a joke or if I unintentionally removed a valid warning to the general public.

The Urn

My girlfriend and I were out for a walk with friends we had not seen in almost a year. Our friends wanted to show us where they used to live and we spotted this note near their old front door. These seem like two very important objects. Was this a messy divorce? Feuding siblings? Mischievous … Continued